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You are most likely to know two things about Alesha Dixon. First, that bad man from So Solid Crew cheated on her with Britain's 2005 Eurovision contestant; and second, she's got the best legs your dad's ever seen.

A self-proclaimed "celebration" of her victorious turn on Strictly Come Dancing, 'The Boy Does Nothing' is an opportunity for Alesha to compile these two defining characteristics into one three-minute pop song.
 
With a ceroc-compatible rhythm and a samba harmony reminiscent of Lou Bega's 'Mambo No.5', Alesha sings a tongue-in-cheek tale about her layabout spouse, claiming: "If a man can't dance, he gets no second chance."
 
The former Mis-Teeq rapper has certainly come a long way since barking 'Enter!' like an injured hellhound on 2001 UK garage-inspired pop track 'All I Want', and we couldn't be more grateful.