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  • 21 December 2012, 8:30

End Of World: French Village Ready For Doomsday

A tiny village in the Pyrenees has been sealed off as police try to prevent an invasion by those seeking salvation from a predicted apocalypse.

The jagged mountain which dwarfs Bugarach is said to contain aliens, who plan to board a spacecraft and flee the Earth before the end of the world.

There are those, admittedly in a minority, who believe the ETs may take some humans for the ride, allowing them to perpetuate humanity.

About 500 gendarmes have blocked roads and paths leading to the mountain to prevent an unsightly, or even dangerous, stampede.

Potholes in the mountain have also been sealed, to prevent anyone trying to find any alien life in its depths.

The mountain has long been imbued with mystical powers, so many in the village are sympathetic to new-age philosophies.

The local baker Dominic Lemmens told Sky News: "Many people from this village see something in the sky, but they won't speak (about it).

"I say, 'Did you see yesterday the light on the peak,' He says, 'No' - and I see an old guy from the village smile."

At a local cafe, the owner has stored dozens of clips of UFOs he said were spotted flying to and from the mountain.

Patrice Etienne believes it merits further investigation, but doubts whether today's prediction has anything to do with an alien shuttle bus.

He told me that the object could even be from another dimension.

"When we see the object go into the mountain it disappears. There is no door, no opening."

"A lot of people are coming back from the mountain saying they heard strange noises like an earthquake, or they had a problem with their camera or their mobile phone.

"So they don't know what it is."

The prediction of the Earth's imminent demise comes from the end today of the 13th baktun, a period in the Mayan civilisation's "long calendar", which lasts 392 solar years.

While some believe it signals a new beginning, others predict it will mean the end of days.

Sharing the same day as the winter solstice has led one in 10 people to worry about some sort of event, according to a Reuters worldwide poll.

In Bugarach they will be pleased when the invasion of accredited journalists finally leaves, whether it be on a plane, a spacecraft, or in a fiery meteor shower.

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what do you think?

16 comments

hugh japenos

3:43am on 21/12/2012

what a load of utter b0ll0cks!

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James King

7:25am on 21/12/2012

Matthew 24:36 "concerning that day and hour nobody knows,neither the angels of the heaven or the son,but only the father".people get a bible read the scriptures,the end of this system is coming,but the mayans or anyone else doesnt know when it is,only jehovah,study these things for yourself

Score: 11
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stevie may

9:25am on 21/12/2012

Or you could not put your faith in the Hebrew desert God Jehovah/Yahweh. . . Why not try Lilith? First wife of Adam,Mother Nature herself? She's the Big Boss Momma. . .

Score: 6

LucienSolo1

10:41am on 21/12/2012

Why on earth did "James" get the thumbs down. He was only giving his "version" of events. Look at his name for Heaven's sake.

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Vladtheinhaler .

7:52am on 21/12/2012

The authorities should arrest all those loonies that turn up, and keep society safe. End of the world...... what a crock. There are some feeble minded idiots in this world, and i don't just mean our politicians.

Score: 10

shaun spencer

8:17am on 21/12/2012

Dont forget the field next to me is also expecting an alien spacecraft.i will be selling tea and coffee and snacks as well as life insurence( checks payable before the 21st dec 2012 only).all at extortionate prices.warning, please bring waterproof clothing and wellington boots as field currently under water.

Score: 11
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blue side

12:30pm on 21/12/2012

Shaun been trying to find out if you are flooded again?

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stevie may

8:36am on 21/12/2012

I'm not getting on any alien spaceship. . . Not unless its a D12 class Klingon Bird of Prey - filled with Klingon females looking for human males to enslave and dominate. . . Then I'll get my coat!

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Valerie Wood

10:42am on 21/12/2012

stevie you would NEVER move away from Shakespeare country would you? Not even for Klingon females :D

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stevie may

10:51am on 21/12/2012

I lived in Prague for years when I was in my 20's and visit my Czech friends every year since. If I didn't have kids i'd go back and live there for good. Id take Prague over Shakespeare country everyday of the week, even if it is my homeland. Just for the women alone!

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Valerie Wood

10:53am on 21/12/2012

ha ha ha :D I've changed my mind about moving down to Shakespeare country now LOL

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ali baba

9:05am on 21/12/2012

It has been an absolute pleasure to have been a member of human race instead of an atom on Moon .........enjoyed knowing vast majority of you, and for those few who have been a bit nuisance, I have already forgiven you (yes that includes all the people who gives me thumbs down and Shirley sutton).........Hopefully the next human version will be kinder, Gentler a more peaceful......the warmonger bug should be fixed..........otherwise............ Merry Christmas & Happy New Year for 2013..........

Score: 9
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stevie may

9:21am on 21/12/2012

So good ali you had to say it twice!

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john

9:58am on 21/12/2012

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhh, we are all going to die.

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Jasmin Louise

10:20am on 21/12/2012

It'll be the end of the world if my husband forgets our Wedding anniversary tomorrow...hee hee :)

Score: 9
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john

10:25am on 21/12/2012

There is no tomorrow Jasmine, we are doomed, doomed I tell you.

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Jasmin Louise

10:39am on 21/12/2012

John, I'm in Cornwall, we're 10,years behind everyone lol

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john

10:45am on 21/12/2012

Careful Jasmine, you will be flooded with grockles seeking refuge.

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PinkyLilac

10:34am on 21/12/2012

Some people need a comfy #paddedcell :o)

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LucienSolo1

10:37am on 21/12/2012

And people wonder why I love Stevie May

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stevie may

10:55am on 21/12/2012

Merry Christmas to you as well!

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Valerie Wood

12:26pm on 21/12/2012

yeah a bit thanks to stevie and everyone else who has made me smile over the past year. Keep it up dudes :)

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Jasmin Louise

1:45pm on 21/12/2012

Merry Christmas everyone. May it be filled with good cheer! Which continues right through the New Year! X

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Valerie Wood

5:49pm on 21/12/2012

my post should read "a big thanks". Typo error LOL

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Mick Daniel

11:10am on 21/12/2012

Oh dear - let's hope the flying spacecraft take these idiots away

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blue side

12:31pm on 21/12/2012

The prophecy is right the world has ended me bl--dy cooker fan is making bad noises

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blue side

2:40pm on 21/12/2012

My world has been saved with some oil maybe that's all the doomsters need - also comes in litre bottles red or white and barrels coloured brown :-)

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LucienSolo1

12:32pm on 21/12/2012

Oh crikes, I s'pose I had better do some prep for Christmas. I was rather hoping I'd not have to bother considering...

Score: 6

Valerie Wood

1:34pm on 21/12/2012

apart from wishing everyone who has made me laugh with their comments over the past year I also want to wish those whose user names have made me smile and examples are hugh japenos and Vladtheinhaler. Keep it up we need to laugh more in 2013

Score: 7
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blue side

2:38pm on 21/12/2012

Rock on Valerie if you aint got a smile you aint got nothing

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andrew

7:24pm on 21/12/2012

Doomed, we're all doomed, doomed I tell ye...................

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Donald Plimsoll

8:07pm on 21/12/2012

Does this mean i will have to pay the credit card off

Score: 1
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