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Brazilians bid thousands to deflower sex doll
Bidding has reached nearly £70,000 in a bizarre auction for the chance to be the first to sleep with Brazil's first life-like sex doll.
Online sex shop Sexonico started the bidding war for the 'virginity' of Valentina, reports the Huffington Post.
Whoeever places the highest bid before the auction ends at the end of March will win a romantic night for two with the doll.
It includes a candlelit champagne dinner, an aromatic bath with rose petals, special lingerie for Valentina and a night in the presidential suite of a hotel.
The package also includes all-expenses paid travel to and from Sao Paulo and a digital camera to film the 'special evening'.
Sexonica insists that Valentina is no ordinary sex doll and has skin similar in texture to human skin.
"She has green eyes, fleshy lips, full breasts and a body that inspires envy in all women," it says on its website.
Sexonico started the auction ahead of the first international convention of inflatable dolls in Brazil where Valentina will be unveiled for the first time.
what do you think?
rburns5555
Conversation must be good.....puncture kit included I presume
Kurt Chrystie
At no point is lube mentioned for the evening
shaun spencer
They wont get the £70..000 as promised.im afraid to say they will be let down.
Valerie Wood
Oh dear Shaun did your bid fail then :-D
shaun spencer
Well at least she wont complain about having a headache valerie.
shaun spencer
Though she might complain about feeling deflated.
shaun spencer
I know i asked for a blow- j*b but i didnt expect to be sent an inflatable doll!!!!!!!.
Valerie Wood
Mmmwwwhhaaaahaaaaa :)
shaun spencer
I bought one of these before and its arms were longer than its legs so i complained and made a right fuss.in fact the manufacturers said i had blown it up out of all proportion.
Valerie Wood
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nice one
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Rab Yule
More money than sense.
Michael Hawkins
Possibly cheaper than tying the knot
Valerie Wood
problem is Michael that they would have to tie the knot if she deflated :D
chrishearn350
They must all be Dummies ! But at least she won't be disappointed . 70k to find out what its like to be married !?
shaun spencer
Dont let your other half see your comment.chris.its not very flattering.
movvi
Utter nonsense. If I had a fetish, I'd have to make sure it was less expensive than this one! In what way is this lifelike? The picture suggests otherwise to me, and even many household pets have fleshy lips and green eyes! Scary beast!
Valerie Wood
ha ha movvi as my uncle used to say "you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire" :D
shaun spencer
You wouldnt like the male version then movvi.i guess valeries had one going by her last comment, the voice of experience.
movvi
Ha ha ha @ both! Nooo, I have a far better real-life male one!
Juliecrumpton1234
...and all cats are grey in the dark! ;-)
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shaun spencer
Movvi.people do confuse these things for the real thing.valerie gave hers viagra so she could keep hers inflated.
Valerie Wood
Darn it Shaun - do you have to give ALL my secrets away :(
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Richard Crowther
1:00pm on 8/3/2013
70k for a bit of rubber and plastic? Someone out there has too much money and NO sense...
adam
1:10pm on 8/3/2013
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Baker101
12:28am on 9/3/2013
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Dave Smith
1:09am on 9/3/2013
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Michael Hawkins
7:57pm on 9/3/2013
Must have seen the quick fit prices
Andy Smithies
10:42am on 10/3/2013
And less plastic in it Adam! HAHA