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Caption competition - Fainting guardsman
What's being said as a guardsman is carried off on a stretcher after passing out in the heat during Trooping the Colour rehearsals for the Queen's birthday?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as Prince Charles learned how to scratch and fade with a turntable at a skills workshop in Toronto?
Winner
"Well I'm PC, rapper royalty, that Slim Shady's got nothing on me" - Andy S
Runners-up
"Do you have God Save The Queen by The Sex Pistols? Mummy loves that! - Mel, Devon
"I should have stuck to the weather forecasting" - Mau Swain
"I say, do my ears look big in these?" - Gavin Nellis
what do you think?
Neil Challis
I always knew there was a better way to see the flypast.
Henry R L Thom
That's the last time I let you out to party with Prince Harry before a parade.
Moira Bell
ooh william could you not come up with a more dignified way of saying No grand ma ma. i am rather busy this weekend!!!
Euan Dean
It was the heat that caused me to faint Corporal and then when I came too there was a Scots Guardsman standing over me, that's when I fainted for the second time.
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John Poole
Life on Mars
Valerie Wood
But I thought they said it was a passing out parade
Shireen Hall
mmmmm i wasn't expecting to fall for The Queen quite like that
Stephanie Thraves
iv just herd iv lost all my money on WAYNE ROONEY,S horse again
Gavin Nellis
Im sorry boss,i caught a glimpse of pippas bottom and i must have passed out........
Adrian Wagstaff
"We're refusing to wear identical uniforms and that guardsman is refusing to stand up! We've had enough of standing around in our big hats, we four are going off to become the next famous boy band!"
Gavin Nellis
12:45pm on 31/5/2012
i said attention........not a bench, son!!!!!!