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  • 19 April 2012, 14:16

Caption competition: Babs and Churchill

Caption competition /PA

What's being said as Barbara Windsor offers Sir Winston Churchill a sandwich at Madame Tussauds where the actress was imagining her perfect party to celebrate the Queen's Diamond Jubilee?

Scroll down to the comment form below to submit your entry.

Last week, we asked what was being said as President Obama and first lady Michelle joined the Easter Bunny on the White House balcony?

 

 

Winner

"I declare on this, the first National Elmer Fudd Day. Get that pesky wabbit!" - Euan Dean

Runners-up

"And for my next trick, I'm going to pull the election out of my hat" - Col

The re-write of Alice In Wonderland..... - Antz

"My my, Mr Vice President, what big ears you've got" - Ads

what do you think?

first 20 comments

Raymond Carter

1:48pm on 19/4/2012

Fancy a nibble?

Rhys Sage

5:48pm on 19/4/2012

See anything you fancy?

Stuart Lomax

8:34am on 20/4/2012

Get yer laughing tackle round this Winnie

Score: 2

Gavin Nellis

7:08pm on 20/4/2012

eat up sunshine or il get the lighter out

Score: 1

Euan Dean

7:18pm on 20/4/2012

Babs couldn't make her mind up, was it his cigar she could feel, or did his wax really work .

Score: 2

Gavin Nellis

1:11am on 21/4/2012

I will eat them on the beaches,,

SIMON HAROLD

3:09pm on 21/4/2012

Ee , Are ...A'v a sarnie..Cheer up Winnie even if you were in power today , thiar ain't much you could do about our bleedin economy nower day's...Gawd save the Queen !!

Score: 2

Euan Dean

10:09pm on 21/4/2012

Go on tuck in, there's plenty more on Carmen's hat.

Score: 2

Carina Bailey

8:49am on 22/4/2012

Winnie looked on thoughtfully- 'those arent the berries I had in mind!' ooh saucy!

Score: 1

David Jackson

9:05am on 22/4/2012

Phil you have aged

Nicky Vitiello

9:56am on 22/4/2012

'don't 'av the 'ump 'cos I told you to put your cigar out - 'av a Queen Vic sarnie instead!'

Score: 1

Nicky Vitiello

9:59am on 22/4/2012

'don't look glum 'cos er Madge told you to put your cigar out ' av a sarnie instead - Queen Vic's finest'

Score: 1

Nicky Vitiello

10:04am on 22/4/2012

'don't look so glum Win 'cos yer Madge told you not to smoke that cigar, 'av a sarnie instead, Queen Vic's finest!'

Score: 1

Nicky Vitiello

10:05am on 22/4/2012

'don't 'av the 'ump Win 'cos er Madge told you to put that cigar out, 'av a sarnie instead Queen Vic's finest'

Score: 1

Paul Avis

10:48am on 22/4/2012

I heard that you often liked to serve it up on a plate. Oooooh, Mr Churchill, whatever do you mean????

Score: 1

Renata Nicolls

10:54am on 22/4/2012

oooh I said 'piece of fromage?' not pinch my ar*e!' giggle.

Score: 1

Glenn Smith

11:03am on 22/4/2012

Barbara Windsor's visit to Madame Tussauds causes confusion as guests are unsure of which one is the model.

Score: 2

B. Wise

11:15am on 22/4/2012

Why have you got a butterfly stuck to your throat?

Score: 3

B. Wise

11:16am on 22/4/2012

From one dummy to another " its rude to stare".

Score: 3

Christine Lufflum

11:30am on 22/4/2012

do ya fancy nibbe

Score: 2
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