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Caption competition: Babs and Churchill

What's being said as Barbara Windsor offers Sir Winston Churchill a sandwich at Madame Tussauds where the actress was imagining her perfect party to celebrate the Queen's Diamond Jubilee?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as President Obama and first lady Michelle joined the Easter Bunny on the White House balcony?
Winner
"I declare on this, the first National Elmer Fudd Day. Get that pesky wabbit!" - Euan Dean
Runners-up
"And for my next trick, I'm going to pull the election out of my hat" - Col
The re-write of Alice In Wonderland..... - Antz
"My my, Mr Vice President, what big ears you've got" - Ads
what do you think?

Rhys Sage
See anything you fancy?

Stuart Lomax
Get yer laughing tackle round this Winnie

Gavin Nellis
eat up sunshine or il get the lighter out

Euan Dean
Babs couldn't make her mind up, was it his cigar she could feel, or did his wax really work .

Gavin Nellis
I will eat them on the beaches,,

SIMON HAROLD
Ee , Are ...A'v a sarnie..Cheer up Winnie even if you were in power today , thiar ain't much you could do about our bleedin economy nower day's...Gawd save the Queen !!

Euan Dean
Go on tuck in, there's plenty more on Carmen's hat.

Carina Bailey
Winnie looked on thoughtfully- 'those arent the berries I had in mind!' ooh saucy!

David Jackson
Phil you have aged

Nicky Vitiello
'don't 'av the 'ump 'cos I told you to put your cigar out - 'av a Queen Vic sarnie instead!'

Nicky Vitiello
'don't look glum 'cos er Madge told you to put your cigar out ' av a sarnie instead - Queen Vic's finest'

Nicky Vitiello
'don't look so glum Win 'cos yer Madge told you not to smoke that cigar, 'av a sarnie instead, Queen Vic's finest!'

Nicky Vitiello
'don't 'av the 'ump Win 'cos er Madge told you to put that cigar out, 'av a sarnie instead Queen Vic's finest'

Paul Avis
I heard that you often liked to serve it up on a plate. Oooooh, Mr Churchill, whatever do you mean????

Renata Nicolls
oooh I said 'piece of fromage?' not pinch my ar*e!' giggle.

Glenn Smith
Barbara Windsor's visit to Madame Tussauds causes confusion as guests are unsure of which one is the model.

B. Wise
Why have you got a butterfly stuck to your throat?

B. Wise
From one dummy to another " its rude to stare".

Christine Lufflum
do ya fancy nibbe







Raymond Carter
1:48pm on 19/4/2012
Fancy a nibble?