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Caption competition: Boris and Coe
What's being said as Lord Sebastian Coe and Boris Johnson explain how London's public transport system will cope during the Olympic Games?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as the Duchess of Cornwall tried her hand with a rolling pin during a visit to the Nova Hreod College in Swindon?
Winner
"I'll be Queen of Tarts" - Trevor Scubatravel
Runners-up
At this year's Junior Masterchef, questions are raised about the age of one of the contestants - Ads
"Can I keep the rolling pin? I hear they are wonderful for keeping husbands in check" - Barbara
"OK own up, who put super glue on the rolling pin?" - Steve Fakley
what do you think?
Andy Poole
Don't worry Boris, You'll be able to hide in Australia's Big Brother straight after the Olympics!
Duncan George
Little Britain's Matt Lucas takes off his wig to reveal 'Boris Johnson' was just a comic character he'd invented at uni
djet
After seeing rehearsals for the Olympics opening ceremony, Boris and Seb do their best to hide their disppointment
Trevor Scubatravel
It's dreadful Boris, you're definitely going bald!
Paul Avis
Okay Boris, I admit that perhaps the Olympics weren't such a good idea afterall.....
Gavin Nellis
we're doomed,did you see that programme last night about the underground?
gypsy56
Christ, this just aint gonna work you know.
June Bell
It's like this Boris. . . If we're wrong, i can leg it but what you going to do?
Garry Yeoman
Look Boris, Just do it....
Gavin Nellis
Boris realises just how dull seb coe actually is and is wondering is he can get away from him on his bike
Robert Guy
I knew I forgot something this morning when I got dressed....my Lord Mayors Hat !!!
Sue Richardson
Could you just RUN that one past me AGAIN!
David Backler
No Boris singing "the wheels on the bus" is not really what they were wanting to hear !
Tara Marshall
Tell you what Sebastian,if i,d been on the planning commitee i would have built the athletes accomodation and training grounds on Marshgate Lane next to the stadium because everyone knows that London doesn,t flow at the best of times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frank Moran
But WHY can't they all cycle to the stadium Seb?
Alan Kent
At least I have "Have I got News for You ",to fall back on
georgekenney
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David Wren
Another bad hair day.
b3bnc
Public Transport - we forgot about that one Seb
Edgar Beckett
9:20am on 3/2/2012
Just aminute Seb. ! how many cycle racks did you say we had provided for ?