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Caption competition: Boris and Ken
What's being said between London Mayor Boris Johnson and predecessor Ken Livingstone at the Olympic Stadium before the Paralympic Games closing ceremony?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as the Queen and Prince Charles enjoyed a joke at the Braemar Gathering?
Winner
"Every time I have a sniff of this snuff from that box Harry brought back from Afghanistan, I just can't stop laughing." - Adrian Wagstaff
Runners-up
"You've always liked my Tommy Cooper impression, ever since you were a lttle boy!" - Paul Avis
"Did you see those pictures of Harry in Vegas?!" - movvi
"........so I said to him: 'Is that a haggis under your kilt, or are you just pleased to see me?'" - Valerie Wood
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what do you think?
Paul Avis
Boris: Okay folks, how high do you think that he will jump when I move my hand?
Paul Avis
What have you put on your hair Ken? My hand is stuck fast!
Valerie Wood
A gockle of geer
Euan Dean
Boris was about to reveal to horrified onlookers the answer to that age old question, " does Ken Livingstone have a brain ? "
Euan Dean
Boris later denied any suggestion that he was implying that his predecessor Ken Livingstone was " handicapped "
David Wakeham
in the old days of london they would of had this put on a spike.
janetsusansinclair
That's another fine mess you've got me into!
Adrian Wagstaff
"Today's task is very easy, Boris. No chance of being stuck floating in the air. All you have to do is simply pick up a bowling ball then we take the photograph!"
movvi
"...and then I pushed the little guy into the box like this and then I was Mayor! Yay!"
happymike CHESTER
I do all the hard work for the Olympics ,Boris you get all the glory.
Richard Crowther
I see we use the same hairdresser
Bill Waring
You;ve seen the Mobot ? this is the Bobot !!!
fish41
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TimTomToo
Boris saying 'Have you met Wenlock?'
Euan Dean
Boris made a mental note to complain about the lack of washing facilities in the gents toilets.
Trevor Scubatravel
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Paul Avis
Ken: Boris, I think that my pet newt has escaped from my pocket. Boris: Don't worry Ken, I've just caught it.
Valerie Wood
Boris showed Ken his new skill of Indian Head Massage
Paul Avis
4:39pm on 13/9/2012
I'm not sure that this will work Boris; are you sure that nobody wil notice that I left my wig in the washing machine this morning?