Caption competition: Boris takes the train
What's being said as London Mayor Boris Johnson travels on one of the first trains of the new London Overground extension?
Scroll down to the comment form below to submit your entry.
Last week, we asked what was being said as David Hasselhoff poses as Father Christmas?
"KITT? Think you need a service" - markandninahfm
Come and see The Hoff in his great new series, Sleighwatch - Valerie Wood
Despite the brave face the Hoff couldn't hide the fact he'd forgotten to put on his trousers - Lee Scott
"Guess I must wait until Christmas Eve to become a Knight Rider" - richard_hfm
what do you think?
"I say, anyone fancy a game of 'eye spy'?"
"I hope this isn't the MTA, I don't have an other nickle."
Nothing--nobody speaks on the london trains.
"Another late train!!!!"
I bought this bouquet for my wife. Oh blast, some pleb's nicked 'em.
" What do you mean, where's my ticket, don't you know who I am ! "
Sally and Jane wished that they had decided to walk to work that morning.
"BORIS" (SCREAMS, ) Oh dear I feel like bloody piggy in the middle again...
the smell of coffee didn't disguise the odour of boris's wiff waff.
Girls thinking-knew I should of waited for the next train.
Yes Boris, I can't hear you. These are headphones not earmuffs!!!
Hope thats not a starbucks Boris
Boris....." Note to self, putting very hot coffee between my legs was a bad idea. Trying to rub away the pain, while sitting between two girls was a very very bad idea."
'spare a bit of change for a first class ticket?'
Ive got the Coffee who's got the Baps
You two can bl***y well move, these are reserved for Charlie & Cammila!