Caption competition: Boris's taste test
What's being said as Boris Johnson visits one of Raymond Blanc's Brasserie Blanc restaurants in the City of London?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as Prince Harry makes fat cakes during his visit to Lesotho?
"I'm going to make a life size gingerbread man of myself!!" - Welsh Magic69
"In England we have a celebrity chef called The Naked Chef - I do a great impression if you want to see it!" - Phil Maddocks
"Yah, I got a B in A level art for doing this!" - t l
"Fat cakes? You sure I've got to roll it as thin as this?" - Richard Crowther
what do you think?
Boris was convinced the little Frenchman was trying to trick him into eating horse, but he ate the radish anyway.
"a shocking lot of bone in this horse Raymond"
"Thak you Cook, but Nanny said I shouldn't eat too many lark's tongues"
Let me just remove this silver spoon.
Crikey, that's a tough bit of swan!
"...and this is the hole where food goes, I think. Is it?"
Boris couldn't help pulling a face, what ever it was he was eating it tasted French !
Trouble is the tomatoe pips have got under my teeth
Walla Mr Livingstone tastes good Yar???.
Critics think things have gone too far when Blanc's new range of Mayoral Canapes include truffles partially digested by Boris.
Walla. MR Livingstone tastes good Yar???.
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I knew this morning i should have put me teeth in.
"Ray White? Who's he?"
"Mais non monsieur Johnson you do not eat zee shells of zee snails"
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This is ok. Cameron picked it up at a food kitchen last week Boris
as us scots would say - - - ''neigh mare'' for me thank you
I`m sure i should have teeth to eat this !!!!!!