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  • 7 March 2013, 13:13

Caption competition: Boris's taste test

Caption competition

What's being said as Boris Johnson visits one of Raymond Blanc's Brasserie Blanc restaurants in the City of London?

Scroll down to the comment form below to submit your entry.

Last week, we asked what was being said as Prince Harry makes fat cakes during his visit to Lesotho?

 

 

Winner

"I'm going to make a life size gingerbread man of myself!!" - Welsh Magic69

Runners-up

"In England we have a celebrity chef called The Naked Chef - I do a great impression if you want to see it!" - Phil Maddocks

"Yah, I got a B in A level art for doing this!" - t l

"Fat cakes? You sure I've got to roll it as thin as this?" - Richard Crowther

 

what do you think?

first 20 comments

Euan Dean

2:46pm on 7/3/2013

Boris was convinced the little Frenchman was trying to trick him into eating horse, but he ate the radish anyway.

red_lead

3:09pm on 7/3/2013

"a shocking lot of bone in this horse Raymond"

t l

3:33pm on 7/3/2013

"Thak you Cook, but Nanny said I shouldn't eat too many lark's tongues"

Score: 1

fish41

6:53pm on 7/3/2013

Let me just remove this silver spoon.

Score: 1

movvi

9:31pm on 7/3/2013

Crikey, that's a tough bit of swan!

Score: 2

movvi

9:33pm on 7/3/2013

"...and this is the hole where food goes, I think. Is it?"

Score: 2

Euan Dean

9:52pm on 7/3/2013

Boris couldn't help pulling a face, what ever it was he was eating it tasted French !

Score: 1

shaun spencer

7:44am on 8/3/2013

Trouble is the tomatoe pips have got under my teeth

x1010

9:00am on 8/3/2013

Walla Mr Livingstone tastes good Yar???.

t l

10:47am on 8/3/2013

Critics think things have gone too far when Blanc's new range of Mayoral Canapes include truffles partially digested by Boris.

x1010

1:21pm on 8/3/2013

Walla. MR Livingstone tastes good Yar???.

Euan Dean

12:37am on 9/3/2013

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shaun spencer

5:36am on 9/3/2013

I knew this morning i should have put me teeth in.

Martin Peacock

7:19am on 9/3/2013

"Ray White? Who's he?"

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7:24am on 9/3/2013

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Name witheld

9:14am on 9/3/2013

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Valerie Wood

11:11am on 9/3/2013

"Mais non monsieur Johnson you do not eat zee shells of zee snails"

Windows Live User

3:08pm on 9/3/2013

This is ok. Cameron picked it up at a food kitchen last week Boris

Score: 1

ic

3:32pm on 9/3/2013

as us scots would say - - - ''neigh mare'' for me thank you

Essy Wiliams

5:12pm on 9/3/2013

I`m sure i should have teeth to eat this !!!!!!

Score: 1
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