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  • 11 October 2012, 15:26

Caption competition: Cam and Sam

Caption competition /PA

What's being said as David Cameron and wife Samantha visit a balti restaurant in Birmingham to celebrate his 46th birthday, whilst in the city for the Conservative Party conference?

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Last week, we asked what was being said as Lady Gaga bumped into Donatella Versace in Milan?

 

 

 


Winner

"Iggy Pop, what are you doing here?" - Paul Avis


Runners-up

Boris and Dave re-enact their favourite Bullingdon Evening Out - Trevor Scubatravel

"Can't read my, can't read my poker face" - Valerie Wood

"With lips like that I bet you can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe!!" - Robert Guy

 

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what do you think?

first 20 comments

Paul Avis

8:20pm on 11/10/2012

We're not lost Sam, if we just turn to the right, we'll find all our friends again....

Score: 2

Valerie Wood

11:30pm on 11/10/2012

McDonald's, Burger King or a Ruby Murray? Your choice babe

Robert Jones

10:54pm on 12/10/2012

Look at all these Plebs, Sam.

Score: 2

x1010

12:48am on 13/10/2012

And more much more than this I did It my way!

secretsmiler1

1:46am on 13/10/2012

And those strange creatures my dear are Northeners

simon williams

9:59am on 13/10/2012

were shall we go babes we have plenty of cash lets get more from the poor

Euan Dean

10:11am on 13/10/2012

Determined to track down the source of the monotonous droning that had kept him awake all weekend, David followed the noise to an Indian restaurant where a group of locals were talking loudly.

Nigel L

10:39am on 13/10/2012

David, when you said you wanted something " Hot and spicy " for your birthday i thought you ment ME.

Keith Harrison

10:57am on 13/10/2012

Samantha darling ,do they let spineless,issue dodging lying vote catching primeinisters in here ?

Score: 2

Kevin Edwards

12:05pm on 13/10/2012

Its a stickup darling and I'm holding Britan for ramsom...

Trevor Scubatravel

12:12pm on 13/10/2012

"Are you feeling lucky, pleb?" "Go on pull my finger!"

Ron Highley

3:07pm on 13/10/2012

erm ,erm ,dont tell me ,erm, its boris, it is its boris

richard ball

4:35pm on 13/10/2012

I'm sure we left the kids over there

Score: 2

Lee Bennett

4:46pm on 13/10/2012

Thats where we left our kid !!!

Score: 2

Charles Wood

4:59pm on 13/10/2012

think we can get this on my expences?

Robert Guy

5:05pm on 13/10/2012

No I'm not lost and defiantly not going to do any u turns on my policies, and number ten is that way. I think!!

Dave Hall

5:11pm on 13/10/2012

What are those Plebs looking at

Robert Guy

5:14pm on 13/10/2012

I think there has been a mix up, I didn't order a number 46 (Moglai Chicken Biryani and rice), I'm here to celebrate my 46th Birthday you pleb !!

Robert Guy

5:16pm on 13/10/2012

Dip Dip Tory Blue, I Think it's Chicken Curry For You!!

Robert Guy

5:18pm on 13/10/2012

Now listen I don't need a tie to get in, I'm the Prime Minster

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