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Caption competition: Cam and Sam

What's being said as David Cameron and wife Samantha visit a balti restaurant in Birmingham to celebrate his 46th birthday, whilst in the city for the Conservative Party conference?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as Lady Gaga bumped into Donatella Versace in Milan?
Winner
"Iggy Pop, what are you doing here?" - Paul Avis
Runners-up
Boris and Dave re-enact their favourite Bullingdon Evening Out - Trevor Scubatravel
"Can't read my, can't read my poker face" - Valerie Wood
"With lips like that I bet you can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe!!" - Robert Guy
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what do you think?

Valerie Wood
McDonald's, Burger King or a Ruby Murray? Your choice babe

Robert Jones
Look at all these Plebs, Sam.

x1010
And more much more than this I did It my way!

secretsmiler1
And those strange creatures my dear are Northeners

simon williams
were shall we go babes we have plenty of cash lets get more from the poor

Euan Dean
Determined to track down the source of the monotonous droning that had kept him awake all weekend, David followed the noise to an Indian restaurant where a group of locals were talking loudly.

Nigel L
David, when you said you wanted something " Hot and spicy " for your birthday i thought you ment ME.

Keith Harrison
Samantha darling ,do they let spineless,issue dodging lying vote catching primeinisters in here ?

Kevin Edwards
Its a stickup darling and I'm holding Britan for ramsom...

Trevor Scubatravel
"Are you feeling lucky, pleb?" "Go on pull my finger!"

Ron Highley
erm ,erm ,dont tell me ,erm, its boris, it is its boris

richard ball
I'm sure we left the kids over there

Lee Bennett
Thats where we left our kid !!!

Charles Wood
think we can get this on my expences?

Robert Guy
No I'm not lost and defiantly not going to do any u turns on my policies, and number ten is that way. I think!!

Dave Hall
What are those Plebs looking at

Robert Guy
I think there has been a mix up, I didn't order a number 46 (Moglai Chicken Biryani and rice), I'm here to celebrate my 46th Birthday you pleb !!

Robert Guy
Dip Dip Tory Blue, I Think it's Chicken Curry For You!!

Robert Guy
Now listen I don't need a tie to get in, I'm the Prime Minster







Paul Avis
8:20pm on 11/10/2012
We're not lost Sam, if we just turn to the right, we'll find all our friends again....