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Caption competition: Cameron in India
What's being said as David Cameron is shown around the Golden Temple at Amritsar in Punjab, India?
Scroll down to the comment form below to submit your entry.
Last week, we asked what was being said as Nick Clegg took a look under the bonnet?
Winner
"If only it was as easy to jump-start the economy!" - gunit1969
Runners-up
"And this is the part that reminds me of you Mr Clegg, the dipstick!" - Phil Maddocks
"So where would I find the brake lines on the PM's car?" - James Poulton
"Not much room for a wind turbine in there, is there?!!" - David Kirton
what do you think?
fish41
" a chicken biryani, naan, couple onion bhajis and a bottle of cobra--please"
d and d Phillips
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piggypig1991
grow up... and of course you would know the way to the benefits office, your there every week!!! have you actually eer worked in your whole life, I don't think so !!!
d and d Phillips
Hello, yes, we have special deals for h0mosexuals in the Uk. Very welcome.
piggypig1991
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Michael Mcintosh
Begging ur pardon,too much curry last night,deepest apologies for being late.
d and d Phillips
Table for twelve?
fish41
"Our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come thy will be done........"
t l
"We tories are so loved in the UK that they call us the Namaste Party, would you like some postal votes for 2015?"
pjbeckett
My son Deepak lives in Downing Street Mr Cameron, do you know him ?
piggypig1991
well at least he lives in downing street and not a block of flats owned by the council.... because that's probably all your good for...
blue side
They call me a 'paper hat' in my country as well
Mark Smith
Yes yes keep praying your not having any of my money
d and d Phillips
No I didn't steal her teeth. She said I could borrow them for the afternoon.
Essy Wiliams
Our country is your country, you will get full benefits, any job you desire, a flash car & a large house oh and do so bring the family ???????
Neil Williams
i am giving you what you want,i am welcoming you all to my country.
fish41
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piggypig1991
what is everyone's problem? there is so much hate and evil in these comments, for god's sake is it any wonder there is no such evil in the world, the PM is greeted by some poor people of India, so what's the problem? for all of you who keep going on about 'welcome to uk, benefits etc...' maybe if you look at some statistics you will discover that people from India are some of the most hardworking people in the UK, and that can be proven by looking round who is open nearly 24 hours to serve you with your everyday needs, these people have done nothing to you so why the nasty comments, and for all you that have no clue about the religion of sikhs, it's a religion that educates people to donate some of their earnings to the poor, it teaches that women are equal to men, it also teaches that the mind should be clear of any evil ... and it also teaches that no matter what you do for a living, anything is better then begging, and for all those on benefits/begging you really should look at yourselves before writing evil on this page...
pjbeckett
Brotherly love ? A pal, who drove me to church the morning I got married was an Anglo-Indian. He was sent to India on an assignment by the copany we worked for. He was made so welcome that he committed suicide after he returned.
Martin Peacock
Please, Lord, grant me a pair of bicycle clips. I think last night's curry is on the move!
Essy Wiliams
I am a fully working individual british born & bred. It`s ok people saying dont be so evil with comments but at the end of the day in this country if you bother to read the papers & listen to the news you will find that its 90% non british people that is taking the piss out of our country and committing crime, drugs, abusive, rape, etc. Its ok to have take aways but come on there is way to many of them. As for those on benefits how can they afford to have a flash car, large home and branded named clothing, ANSWER because they make money selling drugs & having benefit loans. . This is where the government wants to stop people coming to this country to claim/work and take those off benefits & give them the jobs.
d and d Phillips
Well said Essy. It's a very attractive place to live because our governments are so very stupid, and so very kind with your money and mine..
d and d Phillips
Dear piggypig1991 I hope you recover from your sense of humour bypass and that your left wing bias can soon be put straight. Your opinion intolerance level is very high, and your liberality reading is higher than is healthy. Please get well soon.
Phil Maddocks
3:08pm on 21/2/2013
"Are you sure my lucky blue conservative underpants do not look stupid as a turban?"
piggypig1991
12:57pm on 23/2/2013
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