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Caption competition: Camilla meets her king
What's being said as the Duchess of Cornwall visits a reading scheme at St Mary's RC Primary School in Battersea, London?
Scroll down to the comment form below to submit your entry.
Last week, we asked what was being said as a man came across a snow-covered sculpture in Scarborough?
Winner
"Blimey how often are the buses round here?" - Steve Wilson
Runners-up
"I know big boy, been here ages myself, the wrong kind of snow apparently" - Caterham Boy
Enid didn't remember being this small when she left the house - Euan Dean
"OK you win, you always beat me at musical statues anyway!" - Easton Andrea
what do you think?
Dave Meudell
Camilla realises that this is probably the nearest she will ever come to being Queen.
Clare Yates
Boy King : "Don't worry Camilla, stick with me and one day you WILL be Queen"
andy may
the trademark ears gave it away to camilla, even when charles disguised himself as a young fredddie mercury
BenOldfield3
"Outlander!! We have your woman outleander!!"
andy may
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BenOldfield3
Children of The Corn...
andy may
oh ok, sorry. i guess i need to see the film.
BenOldfield3
"Outlander!! We have your woman outlander!!
Martin Peacock
Camilla was not sure that she should have greeted everybody, "Shalom".
Euan Dean
After being told that she'd be reading the part of the "Beautiful Princess Burger King" followed by a Chicken Royal banquet, all thoughts the Duchess had had about inappropriate corporate sponsorship in schools quickly disappeared.
Les Harris
Camilla: This is rather odd, one thought one was to visit a scheme in Reading.
Euan Dean
"One day," thought Camila "this will all come true."
Phil Maddocks
The winner of the 'How many can you eat Black Ink Octopus competition' stood proudly next to his prize!!!
t l
"I told you not to use to much anti-wrinkle cream"
t l
oops........too much
Valerie Wood
3:29pm on 25/1/2013
"That reminds me, one must get refills for one's Ladyshave."