Caption competition: DJ Prince Charles

What's being said as Prince Charles learns how to scratch and fade with a turntable at an employment skills workshop in Toronto?

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Last week, we asked what was being said as an animatronic Baryonyx dinosaur arrived at Bristol Zoo Gardens?

Winner

"Does anyone know the Heimlich Manouevre...? Bob's in there!" - Phil, St Dennis

Runners-up

"Sid, stop messing around and throw his bloody ball will yer?" - Kev Rushden

"I think we should call it Fluffy" - The staff

"You can't Jurassic Park that here!" - Cheryl Jewell