Caption competition: Gaga meets Donatella
What's being said as Lady Gaga bumps into Italian fashion designer Donatella Versace in Milan?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as David Cameron appeared on the David Letterman Show in New York where he fluffed a quiz on British history?
"Errrrrrm - can I phone a friend?" - Valerie Wood
"No Mr Letterman, it's big fish, little fish, and THEN cardboard box...." - James Castle
"For the last time. I'm now the Prime Minister of Great Britain, my name is David Cameron and will you stop asking where's Tony!" - Euan Dean
"Let me explain the game once again; you hold you hands apart like that and when I put my hand between them, you try and smack it..." - Paul Avis
what do you think?
"Can't read my, can't read my poker face"
Dontella "Dontcha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hott Like Me - Oh wait that wasnt you was it?"
"Yes dear, your right. There is a bogey stuck on your top lip".
Lady Gaga puts nose into brace position fearing clash with Donatella Versace welding glasses.
Donatella Versace To Lady Gaga. "Sounds a load of Gaga to me sister".
Donatella Versace to Lady Gaga. " has anyone ever told you that you have a nose like a blind cobblers thumb"?
No Donatella, i don't think there will be a problem if you took up boxing as a hobby...
Iggy Pop, what are you doing here? I thought that you were still selling car insurance in the UK!
Oh Donatella, you look gorgeous as well! The glasses? l got them from Elton John, but I'm not sure about the prescription.....
Those car air bags aren't as good as they say they are, are they?
Having watched the Weeping Angels on Dr Who the previous night, Lady Gaga felt a sudden chill go up her spine as Donatella Versace suddenly appeared in front of her.
Yes, now you come to mention it, you do look like Jimmy Saville.
Lady Gaga looked on in horror as the waxwork model of her suddenly started to melt.
Up close, Lady Gaga realised that Donatella hadn't just been touched by the ugly stick, she'd been badly beaten with it !
Does this dress make my lips look big?
It was reported today that Lady Gaga was not impressed by the new, cheap plastic Lady Gaga blow up dolls made in China.
Jimmy Savile still trying it on
God your ugly
Antonia Leonie Scott
Gaga: OMG it's so true, owners do end up looking like their pets....BTW how are your ornamental koi fish doing??
Yes, I sucked one once and look what it did to me...