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Caption competition: Gold medal winners
What's being said between rowers Heather Stanning and Helen Glover after winning Team GB's first gold medals of the 2012 Olympics?
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Last week, we asked what was being said between former Prime Ministers Sir John Major, Tony Blair and Gordon Brown at 10 Downing Street for a Diamond Jubilee lunch with the Queen?
Winner
After some heated argument and a vicious bout of paper, scissors, rock, it was decided Gordon Brown would have to sit next to Nick Clegg - Euan Dean
Runners-up
"And what did you do for a living John?" - Jackie Morris
John Major: "Ah, I see our ties show our true political colours, don't they Tony?" - Russell Lagden
"I am sure I've just seen the Queen in a parachute" - Louise Alker
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Robert Guy
You have a lovely pair of Rowlocks Heather...yes they're Golden Helen!
Robert Guy
No one can Lick us now Helen unless they buy the special Gold Medal Winners stamps tomorrow !
Valerie Wood
Where's a good cox when you need one?
David Devine
After winning the first Team GB Golds Helen said you could have knocked me down with a Heather.
Jackie Morris
I told you if we row row rowed our boat fastly(not gently) down the stream, then merrily merrily merrily merrily life will be a dream.
Euan Dean
"What do you mean, we've got to row all the way back to collect our medals!"
x1010
heavens we go through all that to win and now you want a neck massage
Glen Kempster
Now thats over can we please have that pint and a curry we've been waiting for?
Paul Avis
I can see right up your nose from down here!
home
Think I've come second again!
rob moran
if i lean back like this no one will ever know you've ripped your shorts
Timothy King
Get up Heather we have to do the Birdy song for the sponsors!
x1010
can you believe that , we actually won.
Ivan Goodhead
Do you know I can see right up your nose from here?
Rhys Sage
Kiss me, darling
Jeannette Austen
No, your OK I can't see any bogies form here
Christine Sparrow
we've only gone and done it
Windows Live User
I see you listened to our trainer and removed your nostril hair to go faster!
Edgar Beckett
4:38pm on 2/8/2012
Aw ! c`mon Heather, Macca`s singing wasn`t all that bad.