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Caption competition: Halloween monkeys
What's being said as these ring tailed lemurs have some fun with a spooky mask in the run up to Halloween at Woburn Safari Park?
Scroll down to the comment form below to submit your entry.
Last week, we asked what was being said as giant pandas descended on Edinburgh for the Chengdu Pambassador competition?
Winner
"I don't think that you're taking this seriously Gladys, put your costume on!" - Paul Avis
Runners-up
"If I were asked, I would said it's pandamonium here!" - Rees and Cecilia Jenkins
"Take us to your leader!" - Valerie Wood
"I don't care how nice they taste, we're on a strict bamboo diet" - Euan Dean
what do you think?
Valerie Wood
Jeez Fred you're such a poser, you'll do anything to try and get your picture on the Caption Compettition!
G Smith
At every party, there always has to be one Hallowlemur.
fish41
This seriously puts into doubt Richard Dawkins view on evolution.
steve dunnette
i wished my broadband could be just a little bit faster i feel like going back to dial up im sure that was quicker oh yes BOO
Euan Dean
" OK, I'll give you a clue. I used to be on the X Factor "
Craig Littley
"You look nothing like Chewbacca"
Craig Littley
My Second: "I don't like Barry's mask, do you John?" "Not sure, Dave, I'm on the fence...." Ba-Dum Dum Tsh...
Paul Avis
The Zoo Keeper said that we've got too many lemurs, but I'm not sure that this will fool anybody in the tiger's enclosure; least of all the tigers......
Paul Avis
The lady at the Benefit Office said that I was fit for work and gave me this job as a Mexican masked wrestler; from now on I'll be called, Kendo Lemur Saki!
Euan Dean
" I'll put on this disguise and you two pretend to be my prisoners, we'll march strait out through the guard post, bobs your uncle."
christine Pearson
Ha ha very funny! I only said I hadnt had seen Frank or Stein lately!
Edgar Beckett
He`s all dressed up for a walk along the Liverpool Care Pathway
Paul Avis
7:47pm on 25/10/2012
Did the plastic surgeon mention anything about a refund?