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Caption competition: I'm a Celebrity
What's being said in the jungle between Helen Flanagan and Ashley Roberts on 'I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!'?
Scroll down to the comment form below to submit your entry.
Last week, we asked what was being said as tourists sat at a table in flooded St Mark's Square, Venice?
Winner
"Are you sure you didn't leave the bathroom tap running?" - Phillip Reid
Runners-up
"It's worse than it looks, we are sitting on top of our camper van!" - Eric Coster
"Well the brochure did say it had a pool table" - fish41
"Tell me again, whose idea it was to come to beautiful Venice to soak up the culture and escape the worst of Hurricane Sandy!" - Euan Dean
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what do you think?
Neil Parkin
I found Wally!
Valerie Wood
My mate had a face lift, trouble is her belly button ended up here.
Adrian Wagstaff
"One thousand and one, one thousand and two, one thousand and three mosquito bites."
x1010
Your pulse is a little weak,maybe you should try eating a few more live cockroachers together with some tarantula spider droppings to spice up your life.
chrishearn350
Fumble in the Jungle ?
Roberta Grieve
Strewth Mate! You've sure got a bonza pair of norks.
Lewis Levite
"Did you really used to be a man?"
becky oldroyd
OMG you would never notice an adam's apple use to be there
robert
Is that where your Adams apple used to be?
anny laidlaw
Is this the inflation button??
penarrubiawine
Are you sure you want the browning control turned up?
Euan Dean
" Itsy Bitsy spider climbing up the spout, down came the rain and washed the spider out, out came the sun and dried up all the rain, now Itsy Bitsy spider went up the spout again ! " The aversion therapy sessions seemed to be going well.
martin linguard
Is that chest hair?
Edgar Beckett
One step, two step like a Teddy Bear , Three step -----------
x1010
1:52am on 23/11/2012
Right I've just squashed that ant ,but people will talk if i go after the one thats just gone into your bra.