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Caption competition: Meerkats in the snow
What might these meerkats be saying in the snow at London Zoo as Britain shivered in the grasp of arctic conditions?
Scroll down to the comment form below to submit your entry.
Last week, we asked what was being said as Lord Coe and Boris Johnson explained London's public transport plans for the Olympic Games?
Winner
"It's like this Boris... If we're wrong, I can leg it but what are you going to do?" - June Bell
Runners-up
"Of course theres always Plan F - use the M25 as the car park" - Kev, Northants
"Just a minute Seb! How many cycle racks did you say we had provided for?" - Edgar Beckett
Little Britain's Matt Lucas takes off his wig to reveal 'Boris Johnson' was just a comic character he'd invented at uni - Duncan George
what do you think?
barbara
Why couldn't you just defrost the fridge when I asked you to?
gengisken1227
Waddu you mean, we're losing the insurance gig to brass monkeys
Gavin Nellis
Our secret is out as to why we are so hyperactive!!!! who made such a big line anyway? even i cant snort all this
stevegs850
does anyone know the number to "compare the bleeanket.com?"
mark mcwhinney
"Too hell with insurance" ..................... "We all want Job's in RBS"..............." I'll bet those "Fat Cats" aren't freezing their assets off"
Paul Booth
There is nothing at the back so I think they call it a cold front
Paul Booth
David Cameron has an immediate impact on global warming
Paul Booth
They cleared the snow from their own back yard, they'll not get away with this!
Paul Booth
Boris, we will never get tickets now, our olympic dreams are over!
Paul Booth
We'll be okay, they can't freeze us 'til the use by date!
Paul Booth
It's so cold, thank goodness we have a tv ad contract and not a pension fuel allowance
Paul Booth
Please help. Campaign against Meerkat caption competitions. Stop putting Meerkats in these terrible conditions. Help save a Meerkat now. 'Insure' their safety.
Paul Booth
Compare the Meerkat. At home, safe and secure or here, in the snow. Which is best. Only one way to find out ------- fight!
Paul Booth
Here, in the foothills, we see the Meerkats, starving and trying to survive. Whoops! Just another BBC wildlife program from London Zoo!
Paul Booth
Peoples pay to see this, whatever the weather. Watch the Meerkat.com
Paul Booth
My mother, she said, 'it's cold out there, but one day you'll learn to stand on your own two feet!'
Raymond Carter
Watch out, here comes Paul. AGAIN!
dyrewolfe
Sergei: Hey, this just like weather back home. Alexander: Idiot! We travelled all way from Meerkovo to get away from cold and snow!
Stephen Garner
I..i..i..i think my naggers caught a bit of frostbite.
barbara
1:29am on 10/2/2012
Can you remember where you had it last?