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Caption competition: New Year swim
What's being said as swimmers take part in the Loony Dook New Year swim in the River Forth near the Forth Rail Bridge?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as Santa Clauses gathered in London's Trafalgar Square?
Winner
The worst outbreak of the Noro-Santa virus has occured in London's Trafalger Square - TL
Runners-up
"For the last time can the real Santa please stand up!" - Phil Maddocks
Scientists admitted that the Santa Claus cloning programme had gone terribly wrong - Valerie Wood
Counterfeit sat navs were causing Arsenal fans problems for their Boxing Day fixture - fish41
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what do you think?
Adrian Wagstaff
"That isn't the Golden Gate Bridge? But we've been swimming towards America for one week! How far away is America, then?"
Valerie Wood
The cast of Braveheart were seen taking a break from filming
Briony Davidson
Rises in train fares have caused some commuters to look for alternative routes.
Baker101
Oh look it's the men in white coats coming to take us away.
andy may
marine biologists said that more and more of these mass groundings of wiered and wonderfull creatures from the deep are occuring. probably due to the explosion in use of sonar by leisure marine craft.
andy may
WKD blue had more than one adverse effect on the new year revellers.
fish41
OMG it doesnt wash off
fish41
The SNPs desire to give 16 and 17 year olds the vote on Scottish Independance proves a good move seeing that teenagers are prone to making stupid decisions
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cath
"Freezedom!"
t l
"Look what we caught, she was trying to sneak in for a free degree"
Euan Dean
Despite Mr Salmond's promise to make the water lovely and warm for everyone, it was quickly discovered that him and all his friends peeing in the river just wasn't doing the trick.
Valerie Wood
The Olympic marathon swimming contest came to an abrupt end when a floater was seen in the water.
Jamie ONeill
Global warming? Are you actually kidding me??!!
Jamie ONeill
Even the Avengers had suffered from severe budget cuts this year
winzar152
The girls had been skinny dipping........They nearly drowned Victoria Beckham.
Martin Peacock
And verily, the Lord said, "go Forth !" And most of the loonies did.
movvi
7:04pm on 4/1/2013
The smiles were soon wiped off their faces as the smurfs' true identities were exposed.