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Caption competition: PM on Letterman
What's being said as David Cameron appears on the David Letterman Show in New York where he fluffed a quiz on British history?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as Prince Charles sampled a glass of 'Ludlow Gold' organic ale during a visit to Shropshire?
Winner
"Are you sure this has been passed by the management?" - Malcolm Cashmore
Runners-up
"Go on, you drink that down Charlie boy. It'll do you no harm, I've been drinking it for nearly 20 years now - since I was 14" - Euan Dean
"They told me that this stuff puts hair on your chest. Well it does, problem is I had a face lift" - Valerie Wood
"Blimey Uncle Albert, I thought you were dead! Heres to you Cheers!" - Jackie Morris
what do you think?
Euan Dean
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Valerie Wood
Errrrrrm - can I phone a friend?
B. Wise
"Look Letterman, I am so used to deluding the British public I don't even know what is right from wrong".
B. Wise
Cameron could not phone a friend he hasn't got any.
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Steven Ellis Cooper
" No Mr Letterman I can tell you now the piece of excrement I call my Tongue is double that size " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And one day Im going to trip over it!
Brian E Gorton
Anything but Britain ,"Please" I am a world leader.I know nothing of this state called England!
Pamela Matthews
Alright, I admit I don't know, but let me stop you right there. I'm sure you never caught one that big!
Roberta Grieve
"Yes,I can see you have one hand,BUT I'm an Aerican and I have two"
David Devine
You see my big hands don't suit the nail polish you are wearing.
Adrian Wagstaff
"Oy! Ask me another question I don't know the answer to and I'll five finger karate chop yer forehead!" "Then I will retaliate with my Bruce Lee Kung Fu Butterfly Stance finger pose!"
Trevor Scubatravel
don't talk to me like that, you pleb
Euan Dean
" For the last time. I'm now the Prime Minister of Great Britain, my name is David Cameron and will you stop asking where's Tony ! "
Valerie Wood
"Talk to the hand dude 'cos the face ain't listening!
Paul Avis
No David! The gate the police asked him to push his bike through was much wider than that....
Paul Avis
Let me explain the game once again; you hold you hands apart like that and when I put my hand between them, you try and smack it...
denis parsons
Are you sure the camera will be on me all the time?
fish41
"Magna Carta? uhm...... Can i phone a friend.. ....Hey Nick any idea what Magna Carta means?"
Dave Hughes
Don't ask stupid questions i am only hear so Americans know who i am. Then when i lose the next election i can make millions in America, just like Tony. Let me ask you a question, how much can i get to host a talk show over hear.
Edgar Beckett
6:15pm on 27/9/2012
It`s the lady who wrote it, Margaret Carter.