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Caption competition: Pandas in Edinburgh
What's being said as giant pandas descend on Edinburgh for the Chengdu Pambassador competition, which offers a chance for four people to tour the world promoting conservation?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as David Cameron and his wife Samantha arrived at a balti restaurant in Birmingham to celebrate his 46th birthday?
Winner
David was convinced that if he just touched people they would turn in to Conservatives, well it had worked with Nick Clegg - Euan Dean
Runners-up
"We're not lost Sam, if we just turn to the right, we'll find all our friends again...." - Paul Avis
"David, when you said you wanted something 'hot and spicy' for your birthday, I thought you meant ME!" - Nigel L
"...And over there's where we're going to build the Star Destroyers" - BenOldfield3
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what do you think?
Valerie Wood
Having just had his flu jab against swine flu, the elderly man realised with dismay that the next pandemic was not going to be pigs.
Rees and Cecilia Jenkins
I said it would take more than four pandas to get her attention!
Rees and Cecilia Jenkins
If I were asked, I would said it's pandamonium here!
G Smith
Guess who, opened Pandoras ( Panda Dora) box?
G Smith
With the Panda breeding season imminent and females a rarity. The Panda conservation team look for alternatives.
Paul Avis
Local drunk recommends new Buckfast Special Brew....
Paul Avis
I don't think that you're taking this seriously Gladys, put your costume on!
Paul Avis
To combat budget cuts, Straithclyde Police withdraw patrol cars, but introduce a new uniform in order to keep' Pandas' on the street!
Keith Harrison
i love it when we have time to relax and be ourselves, said Mr Cameron to his ministers
Euan Dean
"It says here, that due to an infestation of pandas on the London Underground there's to be a cull starting next week. If it's successful their going to roll it out nation wide."
Paul Avis
Police Watchdog questions the sudden increase in successful identity parades.
G Smith
The BBC re introduce a popular children's radio programme for Pandas, listen with mother.
G Smith
The real Panda is reading the story. The others are fakes.
Euan Dean
Agnes always thoroughly enjoyed the salads she made using the leaves from that herb plant she'd bought from the car boot sale, but it always made her feel that she was being followed. This time it was Pandas!
Julie 'Bluebell' Ryalls
don,t always believe what you read in the paper.its not all as black and white as it seems
Julie 'Bluebell' Ryalls
wish she,d hurry up and get to page3 "panda pin up pic"
martyntimmis57
and then she said if we didnt move off her bench she'd give us all a black eye!
Kevin Sawyer
me Raised by panda's, at least I got the proof!!
Kevin Sawyer
Andy pandy, big ted & little ted plus a mate, confront Loobi-Loo as she reads her new contract, as 'watch with mother' is finally axed from Scottish prime time T. V.
Euan Dean
4:12pm on 18/10/2012
The pandas were shocked to read that Edinburgh City Council were now blaming them for the massive delays and over spend on the city's new tram system.