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Caption competition: Prince of ales
What's being said as Prince Charles samples a glass of 'Ludlow Gold' organic ale offered by cellarman, Mike Sergeant, of the Church Inn in Ludlow?
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Last week, we asked what was being said between Boris Johnson and Ken Livingstone at the Paralympic Games?
Winner
"That's another fine mess you've got me into!" - Janet Susan Sinclair
Runners-up
Boris later denied any suggestion that he was implying that his predecessor Ken Livingstone was "handicapped" - Euan Dean
Boris: "Okay folks, how high do you think that he will jump when I move my hand?" - Paul Avis
"...and then I pushed the little guy into the box like this and then I was Mayor! Yay!" - Movvi
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what do you think?
Valerie Wood
They told me that this stuff puts hair on your chest. Well it does, problem is I had a face lift.
Euan Dean
"Long journey was it your Highness ? I'll just dispose of that in the Gents for you."
x1010
Execellent ale What you might call proper down to earth stuff.
Malcolm Cashmore
Are you sure this has been passed by the management?
Jackie Morris
Blimey Uncle Albert, I thought you were dead! Heres to you Cheers!
x1010
Well I surpose at a shilling a bottle it will keep the poor people happy,and mum will be pleased with that.
Margaret Turner
My nephew Del boy has been drinking this for years and it's not done him any harm Charlie.
Adrian Wagstaff
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Trevor Scubatravel
I'll take all you can produce, I'll stick on a duchy original label and get eight quid a pint from waitrose.
Paul Avis
Yes, we're all very pleased, the doctor says that my father's bladder infection has cleared up a treat; it hasn't been this clear for years!
x1010
Thank You But do you rearly think you can get by appointment to HM by me drinking that??
Ian Black
Get out of it you tramp or I'll throw this all over you
Euan Dean
"Thanks, I'll give it to the Duchess, she loves it mixed in with her bran mash in the morning."
Derek Porter
You can have this ale if you give me some of your beard to cover my bald patch.
Phil Kemp
...because it's sterile and I like the taste!
Dave Kerswell
well, i'll just take this sample to the path lab you will get your results in a few days
Edgar Beckett
Is this what the " Plebs " drink ?
Euan Dean
6:23pm on 20/9/2012
"Go on you drink that down Charlie boy, it'll do you no harm I've been drinking it for nearly twenty years now, since I was 14"