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Caption competition: Queen meets stars
What's being said as the Queen met Sir Elton John, Sir Cliff Richard, Dame Shirley Bassey, Sir Tom Jones and Sir Paul McCartney at the Diamond Jubilee Concert?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as a guardsman was carried off on a stretcher after passing out in the heat during Trooping the Colour rehearsals?
Winner
"That's the last time I let you out to party with Prince Harry before a parade" - Henry R L Thom
Runners-up
"I don't like to be critical but wouldn't it be easier to bring the glass of water to me?" - Ads
"But I thought they said it was a passing out parade" - Valerie Wood
"I'm sorry boss, I caught a glimpse of Pippa's bottom and I must have passed out..." - Gavin Nellis
what do you think?
Gavin Nellis
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djet
These gloves are priceless so excuse me if one doesn't shake hands with you fake tan addicts
Gavin Nellis
its a lot funnier with the puppets
grahammcneill2
got it in one gavin
d and d Phillips
So, as I say, the secret is to rub the butter into the flour until you have the consistency of breadcrumbs.....
Euan Dean
The Queen was momentarily startled, when what she thought was a waxwork exhibit suddenly started to talk back.
Euan Dean
" So let me get this straight, I'm the only one here that still lives in Britain, and what's more I'm the only one here that actually pays any tax. You jammy beggars."
Valerie Wood
Oh dear, one thought one was meeting the artists for ones Jubilee concert but one seems to have stumbled upon a SAGA convention.
grahammcneill2
once more i have to be nice and polite to a load of has beens who are long past there sell by date
Stephanie Thraves
O HELLO , DID YOU ALL USE YOUR BUS PASS TO GET HERE, I DONT HAVE TO USE MINE AS ONE CAME IN THE ROLLER,
Euan Dean
Even the Queen had to admit that her Tommy Cooper impersonation would have been a lot funnier if she'd worn the fez.
John Maguire
I will show you my pension book ,if you lot show me yours
Helen Lambourne
"So i'm the oldest, haven't had plastic surgery and still look alot better than all of you put together? One has to be pleased with ones self for that "
Ron Cheetham
so shirley , you dont play the piano ?
happymike CHESTER
"How many of you got Knighthood`s for promoting drug taking"young children dying today will be so pleased.
Euan Dean
Two English, two Welsh and two Queens walk into a bar................
Craig Humphries
it should have been "ive got very steady hands so whos up for a little botox refresh in the interval chaps"
cornishtweet
End this is ones impression of Tommy Cooper.
Mike Hancock
One is not one to argue with but Simon Cowell definately told one that my appearance fee was decidly greater than any of yours
Phil Wookey
Now just remind me, which one of you can actually still sing?
Edgar Beckett
12:57pm on 7/6/2012
Right ! once again ----- The F# chord on the piano , then to the end of the stanza ----- All in unison, begin :- " And did those feet in ancient times --- "