Caption competition: Royal missile
What's being said as Prince William and wife Kate handle a foam missile during a diamond jubilee visit to Nottingham?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as the Queen met Sir Elton John, Sir Cliff Richard, Dame Shirley Bassey, Sir Tom Jones and Sir Paul McCartney at the Diamond Jubilee Concert?
"Madame Tussauds have outdone themselves this time, Philip!" - Tracy Kerr
"I'm a killer - Queeeen..." - Phil C, Chester
"Now this is what one calls the fab five" - B, Derbyshire
"Now can one keep oneself free for the Platinum and can one try harder next time?" - Raymond Carter
what do you think?
It's not funny, you should be more careful where you leave that lying around in future as I was down A&E for hours whilst they tried to remove it !!
See, I told you it was a rocket in my pocket!
" Darling you need to be more careful in future, you cant just pick things up and throw them about like that. Apparently this is a vital component of Britains space program."
never mind your rocket,look at this flying saucer landed on my head
Argentina -- you`d just better watch out.
Wills saying Er..look darling...it is shaped like a rocket. Kate- Oooh i'm over the moon.
Kate look !! I have just found Sir Richards prototype Space Rocket.
It's okay darling, Ann Summers have got a sale on....
" For gods sake woman what were you thinking? Were you never briefed on Uncle Eddies "It's a Royal Knock Out" fiasco? The Queen has band the whole family from any interaction with sponge toys and pantomime horses "
No William dear yours isn't as big as that!
"I must e-mail James Bond and Q when I get back and tell them how successful their teleportation gadget was for us apart from there is half of an MI5 agent stuck to the right side of my face, two faceless young girls stuck to your back, you have a permanently frozen smile, this portable intercontinental ballistic missile is embedded in my hand and that Union Jack flag pole is stuck in my back."
William, my love, Where does one put one,s batteries
I've got somethink to make you smile, just been to Ann Summers
tell me wills do you think it will go of prematurely like most things do
Fancy a quickie?
Damn Tory defence cuts! This is being installed on Harry's Apache.
" The guy with the suitcase said it was a genuine Olympic torch replica, it was only £60."
don't whack me on the head with that again ........i've still got this ridiculous ice -pack on it from the last time!!
Reuben Roy Smith
Got this one out of the cornflakes packet , Kate!
Oh come on wils throw it.