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Caption competition: Santa festival
What's being said as revellers gather in London's Trafalgar Square for the Santacon festival?
Scroll down to the comment form below to submit your entry.
Last week, we asked what was being said as London Mayor Boris Johnson travels on the new London Overground extension?
Winner
"The smell of coffee didn't disguise the odour of boris's wiff waff" - Andy May.
Runners-up
"I've got the coffee - who's got the baps?" - Katie
Sally and Jane wished that they had decided to walk to work that morning. - Valerie Wood
"Yes Boris, I can't hear you. These are headphones not earmuffs!!!" - Johanna Jacobs
what do you think?
blue side
On the count of 4 - 1, 2, 3, 4 HoHoHoHo
Valerie Wood
Scientists admitted that the "Santa Claus" cloning programme had gone terribly wrong.
katie
Ok lads lets make this the best big issue sale ever.
Diana Male
Well lads we are just like London Buses you do dont see one then we all come along at once
andy may
who's idea was it to invite a bloody lion? we'll all have to get the tube now he's eaten our transport.
Phil Maddocks
For the last time can the real Santa please stand up!
fish41
counterfeit sat navs were causing Arsenal fans problems for their boxing day fixture
fish41
Dad i thought you told me------------
t l
The worst outbreak of the Noro-Santa virus has occured in London's Trafalger Square.
TeemuTagg
Members of the Santa Union took to the streets of London to protest against the impending fuel duty increase. The additional cost of travelling 24,906 miles in one night would cost them a small fortune!
Euan Dean
Calls for the Santa festival to be moved to the lion enclosure at London Zoo were growing, this was now the 83rd year in a row that the Trafalgar lion had failed to dispatch the sacrifice.
movvi
"Has anyone seen Wally?"
Euan Dean
The vote to hold a one day strike on the 23rd of June was carried unanimously.
Malcolm Langridge
"I'm Santa Claus!!" "No I am Santa Claus!" "I am Santa Claus!!" "I am Spartacus!!" "No, I am Spartacus!!""
x1010
Bit soon for 2014 is'nt ??
x1010
Bit soon for 2014 is'nt it??
x1010
Bit soon for 2014 is'nt??
x1010
Bit soon for2014 is'nt it??
movvi
Have you been on the sherry?!
Shanker Keshav Das
3:43pm on 20/12/2012
Thousands of red elves descend to worship giant lion god in medieval London.