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Caption competition: Spice Girls
What's being said as Spice Girls Mel B, Mel C, Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton and Victoria Beckham are reunited for the launch of a musical featuring their songs?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as Prince William and Kate handed a foam missile during a visit to Nottingham?
Winner
It was unclear as to who was the most surprised to discover the other was a mason during their handshake on stage - Euan Dean
Runners-up
"It's definitely Andrew Sach's answerphone Russell; dare you to leave him a message...." - James Castle
"Tell them the one about the two yaks that went into a pub" - Edgar Beckett
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy..." - Gavin Nellis
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what do you think?
Martin Beadle
lets hope they dont switch that fan back on. it took us 40 minutes to get victoria down from that chandlier...
Robert Crawford
By the looks of things, we now have 5 Scary Spices!!!
Euan Dean
From Spice Girls to seasoned veterans.
Keith Harrison
16 years on and she STILL cant smile?
aa aa
Victoria, it's not the end of the world, David might get to light the likkle olympic flame, yet. Bless.
Paul Rogerson
victoria can't remember the words, she can't even remember where she lives
Edgar Beckett
Noooo ! not that. Spicegirls --- S.P.icegirls ye`know, as in curry and that sort of thing.
Valerie Wood
You show me your stretch marks and I'll show you mine!
Adrian Wagstaff
They are saying, "I feel so old, I ache all over!" Then the others are saying, "Keep smiling, then nobody will know!" Victoria Beckham is saying, "Do you think anyone will notice this £10,000 watch, I got for my birthday, if I pose like this?" One is saying, "Which one of us is Ginger Spice?" The reply was, "I don't know, what colour have you all dyed your hair?"
Gavin Nellis
Wow that sucks............
Lisa Evans
ha ha its the tena brigade, here to stay! Right girls hang on to your pelvic floors for the camera!
B. Wise
Is `old spice` still on the market then?
B. Wise
A suggested new name for the old spice girls. Mel Lumptum, Mel On, Geri Atric, Emma Royds and Victoria Lemon-Face.
G Smith
"All those not breaking wind smile".
J Smith
"After I count three will you all smile please? Sorry we will have to start again. Would someone give Victoria a nudge when I reach three"? Thanks.
jeanne
Who's got the saggiest boob job?
Euan Dean
"Now ladies if you hold on to one and other, we'll have one without the zimmers"
djet
Say you'll be there... we could really do with the cash
Euan Dean
While the rest of the girls had enjoyed massages and facials at the spa, Victoria was beginning to regret her choice of botox and colonic irrigation so soon before the photo shoot.
Rob Shaw
While they stand, posing for the picture, posh is thinking "What's the point. The only way I would want to see Geri Halliwell drapped in the union Jack again, is if she had died in battle"
Gavin Nellis
4:36pm on 28/6/2012
Old spice reveal the new campaign for their aftershave