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Caption competition: Viking festival
What's being said as the Jarl Squad get ready to parade the streets of Lerwick during the Up Helly Aa Viking fire festival in Shetland?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as the Duchess of Cornwall visited a reading scheme at a London primary school?
Winner
"Outlander!! We have your woman outlander!!" - BenOldfield3
Runners-up
Camilla: "This is rather odd, one thought one was to visit a scheme in Reading" - Les Harris
The trademark ears gave it away to Camilla, even when Charles disguised himself as a young Fredddie Mercury - Andy May
Camilla realises that this is probably the nearest she will ever come to being Queen - Dave Meudell
what do you think?
Phil Maddocks
"look Mr Savage you might well of been a warrior on the pitch in your day,but the only thing that I can see that will make you a Viking is your hair!"
Valerie Wood
Auditions were held today for the leading male role in the new version of Basic Instinct.
fish41
Aye, theres something to be said about these Back to Work Schemes
andy may
"shirt sales will go through the roof" said Rangers manager Oliver Reed, as he conducted transfer talks with a 52 year old David Beckham.
Stephen Smitherman
Viking on the right "There's something that I've got to tell you..I'm pregnant !!"
Jack Martin
'Who would have known the defense cuts would have got this bad?'
Les Harris
Yes I agree with you. These Shetland woolly undies do make you scratch a little.
Euan Dean
" What do you mean you've shaved you're self clean as a whistle, you're talking nonsense Archie."
Euan Dean
" I've always found that a good thick application of lard keeps the cold winds at bay "
Euan Dean
Despite waiting for him in the internet cafe for over an hour, there was still no sign of Bluetooth.
t l
5:26pm on 31/1/2013
"So we're ageed, you interview the Serbian prime minister and I'll do David Cameron."