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Caption competition: Wax Styles
What's being said as Harry Styles from One Direction is measured up for his wax figure by Madame Tussauds?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as Boris Johnson visited Raymond Blanc's Brasserie Blanc in the City of London?
Winner
"....and you've called this dish 'A Horse with no name pie'?" - Dave Meudell
Runners-up
"Mais non monsieur Johnson you do not eat zee shells of zee snails" - Valerie Wood
"If we're going to feed this to the poor, we'll have to come up with a better name than soylent green" - Euan Dean
"I knew this morning I should have put me teeth in" - Shaun Spencer
what do you think?
James Long
'Do you think we can get enough wax out of Jimmy Savile?'
Valerie Wood
Everything is ready Dr Frankenstein, all we need now is a bolt of lightning
G Smith
This picture is snot right.
B. Wise
Harry Styles opted for the Micheal Jackson nose.
J Smith
Sorry Harry one of these calipers will only go up your backside "in One Direction". You choose.
Phil Maddocks
Harry looked confident as the Guiness Book of World Records measured his nasal hair which had grown incredibly long in One Direction!
B. Wise
Join the que to pick his nose.
shaun spencer
Yes i know ive got a big head, but ive got a small fortune with it.
shaun spencer
The wax worker says"Well ive measured every part of your anatomy and every hair on your head, ive only got one problem now,who are you?.Offended harry snaps back,"im harry styles from one direction the pop group" ." Oh", the wax worker replies, " so your be going into our horror section then".
Essy Wiliams
Not tonight Arry im avin a feng shui done
Paul Martin
These talent measuring devices don't seem to be working.
Para999Tom
i am a dork and now i know i look one
t l
We've can easily match your hair and face but we'll have a problem with your cold dead eyes,
t l
We can easily match your hair and face but we'll have a problem with your cold dead eyes, sorry
Mark Wood
"Yes, it will be just like the real you, Harry. Except there might be something inside the head of the model"
shaun spencer
Dont worry the dummy wont be able to sing either
DanielMCook
The Madame Tussauds staff struggled to fit Styles's ego between the callipers...
Mike Smith
No problem modelling your face, but the hair is a different story.
Anthony Oates
8:22am on 15/3/2013
All this fuss over a pathetic boy band who won't be round for long. Still, at least it can be sold as as a candle!!!!