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Caption competition: flooded Venice
What's being said as tourists sit at a table in flooded St Mark's Square, Venice, after high tides left 70% of the city centre under water?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as the Duchess of Cornwall held a baby kangaroo at the Cattle Rancher's Hall of Fame in Australia?
Winner
"Eeeeugh. One is not a celebrity, get one out of here!" - Valerie Wood
Runners-up
"Congratulations madam, it's a girl" - Robert Phillips 38
"Somebody please tell me that's its tail I can feel!" - Euan Dean
Skippy: "If I close my eyes and open them again, it might just be a dream" - fish41
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what do you think?
Valerie Wood
"Well how was I to know that singing 'Just one Cornetto' would tip the Gondolier over the edge?"
t l
Lord Gideon of Pibble shows off his new hot-tub
Paul Avis
I wondered why there was nobody sitting at this table!
Nigel L
We paid Ryanair a fortune just to bring our suitcases had we have known we wouldnt be needing clothes we could have made do with hand luggage.
Eric Coster
It's worse than it looks, we are sitting on top of our camper van!
footieIan
I told you we ordered the wrong size paddling pool from argos
Valerie Wood
This isn't quite what I meant when I ordered a whisky with a splash of water!
Euan Dean
"Tell me again, who's idea it was to come to beautiful Venice to soak up the culture and escape the worst of Hurricane Sandy!"
fish41
Well the brochure did say it had a pool table.
fish41
Nothing was going to stop Adolf, Fritz, Kurt and Heidi getting to the poolside before the Brits
phillipreid54
Are you sure you didnt leave the bathroom tap running.
Adrian Wagstaff
"Rather sporting of that Roman cafe owner to set these chairs out for us and let us know there are absolutely no sharks in the Mediterranean whatsoever!"
stevegs850
can someone check on the burgers
Mau Swain
We could have stayed at home on the front lawn
Matt Stoner
"It could be worse, at least it's not raining........."
Matt Stoner
"I know, lets all sing a song to lift our spirits.......The tide is high and I'm holding on. I'm gonna be your.........Ok maybe a different song"
AndyDixonFilm
1:55pm on 15/11/2012
IT still hasn't sunk in