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  • 15 November 2012, 13:26

Caption competition: flooded Venice

Caption competition /PA

What's being said as tourists sit at a table in flooded St Mark's Square, Venice, after high tides left 70% of the city centre under water?

Scroll down to the comment form below to submit your entry.

Last week, we asked what was being said as the Duchess of Cornwall held a baby kangaroo at the Cattle Rancher's Hall of Fame in Australia?


Winner

"Eeeeugh. One is not a celebrity, get one out of here!" - Valerie Wood

Runners-up

"Congratulations madam, it's a girl" - Robert Phillips 38

"Somebody please tell me that's its tail I can feel!" - Euan Dean

Skippy: "If I close my eyes and open them again, it might just be a dream" - fish41

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