Caption competition: prime ministers reunion
What's being said between former Prime Ministers Sir John Major, Tony Blair and Gordon Brown at 10 Downing Street for a Diamond Jubilee lunch with the Queen, hosted by David Cameron?
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Last week, we asked what was being said as Prince Philip met Ian 'Spike' Betterton during a royal visit to Worcester?
"Do ya feel lucky punk?" - Denis Parsons
"So what is it you do...? No don't tell me... You're an electrician!" - Euan Dean
"Was your mother a starfish?" - Ted Newfield
"A bit like the Olympic rings, eh? One for each continent? - Edgar Beckett
what do you think?
After some heated argument and a viscous bout of paper, scissors, rock, it was decided Gordon Brown would have to sit next to Nick Clegg.
A Presbyterian, a Catholic and an Adulterer walked into a bar..... Oops! Sorry wrong joke. Three ex Prime Ministers walked into a bar.....
By Golly ! Those were the days. Didn`t we do well ?
"and what did you do for a living John?
I just love doing these toothpaste adds
While Tony Blair looked away in embarrassment, John Major was fascinated by the transformation from Statesman to Cossack a few to many Vodkas could make.
Yes John, you DID make a mess of running the country, and you DID mess up the economy, but REALLY.........you're just an amateur who got lucky!
No you're toooo modest , I screwed-up more than you two.
...and the stupid fools believed us!
yes iv been knighted im glad your looking down on me
pushed out of office wasnt nice but we can have a giggle about it
"I'll just key the code sequences into my prime ministerial index finger mobile phone implant to order three three fish 'n chips and a time-travelling flight back to last week's United Nations climate conference to alter a few notes, then we can all be back in time for the Olympic ceremony." "Yes and I've just booked a matching light blue tie using my elbow mobile phone implant."
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Well, we all managed to get through and make a few bob on the way. Do you think David will?
eeny meeeny minny mo who is the first one going to go, to the lords
Brown "didn't we do a great job guys lol?".
Brown - "Did you ever meet that biggoted woman that I had the displeasure of meeting with?".
Brown - "The biggest mistake I made as Prime Minister??. Not turning my microphone off I think!!".
I just love these toothpaste adverts
Tony - "Gosh your looking rather dapper tonight John, great suit!" Gordon - "Aye, you been working out havent you John? Looking goooooood!". John - "Really? Ah thankyou guys, lovely of you to notice, does my bottom look big in this? I do worry you know."
John Major " ah I see our tie's show our true politcal colours, don't they Tony"