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Cop sues for cost of ex's boob job
A traffic policeman who spent £5,000 on breast implants for his former girlfriend is suing her for compensation after she dumped him.
Model Patricja Pajak, 24, says she broke off with police officer Lukasz Molovik's because he was obsessed with the size of her breasts.
"I didn't want the surgery but Lukasz kept going on about it and saying how big his ex's breasts were," she complained.
"He kept showing me pics of her and pressing me to have an enlargement.
"Because I loved him, I agreed. But he was more in love with my breasts than with me," she added.
Now Mr Molovik, of Lowicz in Poland, is suing his ex for half the amount he spent on her boobs.
Lawyers say he is suffering from "loss of use" of the 32 DD boobs after Miss Pajak broke up with him.
"To be frank about it, I didn't spend all that money so some other man can ogle her boobs instead of me," Mr Molovik said.
what do you think?
Valerie Wood
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha "Loss of use" ha ha ha ha ha best laugh I've had all week. :D
Baker101
That's what you get for pressuring the girl into getting it done! Shame on her for putting up with it though. If she didn't want it she should have broke up with him sooner. "get a boob job so you can be like my ex" is gonna make her feel really appreciated!
nick
If she split up with me I would be distraught also
movvi
Really? She sounds like a real drongo!
shaun spencer
Good job he kept abreast of things.
shaun spencer
Good job he kept abreast of his expenditure.or is it his expenditure of a breast
shaun spencer
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Ian Uffindell
Sounds like he's a big T** as well!
Mike Anon
Yep, he's lost the use of the fun bags!
Brian Quinn
Caveat Emptor.
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movvi
"Loss of use"?! "...some other man can ogle her bo*bs instead of me"?! Smells of a strange, possessive nature to me. I wouldn't be having surgery for some bloke I wasn't even committed to. I think they're both unhinged individuals. They should be awarded one each. (I'm not allowed to write "b*obs" like Borringe did!)
Valerie Wood
Yes movvi I totally agree. It is very creepy the way the guy has assumed that the b*obs are his possession. I think she's better off without him.
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Para999Tom
1:48pm on 3/12/2012
pathetic