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First 'milking', now 'porting'
Students at Durham University have upped the ante with rivals at Newcastle - by pouring bottles of port over their heads.
Last month, undergraduates from Newcastle hit the headlines after a video of them 'milking' - pouring milk over themselves in public - went viral.
However, students at Durham are now taunting their rivals with a video of themselves doing the same stunt, but with bottles of port.
"We figure if you're going to do something you might as well do it properly," they say.
"Don't cry over spilt milk Newcastle - do it the Durham way #portingDurham."
Their antics have been highlighted in Durham's online student tabloid, The Tab, who described it as a 'cracking effort from Durham's finest'.
"It's all about one-upmanship," a porting spokesman said. "We commend Newcastle in their valiant effort - inspiring us to go one further.
"We were approached by a high street washing powder brand, and it all fell into place. What better thing to do than pour fortified wine over crisp white shirts?"
However, a MilkingNewcastle representative hit back, telling them: "Come back and talk to us when you have half a million views."
what do you think?

Simon .
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john
if you do it with urine would it be called ' peeing'?

Valerie Wood
I'm glad I'm not the one having to wash their shirts!!!!! :D

Mike Anon
More clowns! Students claim they are hard up & yet can afford to pour bottles of Port over themselves, in my day we just drank it!

shaun spencer
Be having a beer shampoo next.

J R
This type of quite pointless student attention-seeking makes me sick. They have no consideration for others - who has to clean up the sticky mess on the streets - not them of course? I know many hard-up families who would love a bottle of port at this time of year - but this is just mindless waste - as was the waste of milk.

davenlesley
And these are the intelligencia who are going to fill the important engineering, scientific and industrial positions of the future. God help us all

liam hoy
Planking was pointless but kinda funny, anthing thats followed the craze has been pure stupidity and boring. Hopefully the next craze will be petroling :) anyone gotta light






fish41
3:06pm on 11/12/2012
Suppose it will be Eton Oxford or Cambridge next with "Bubbly"