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Goat-riding monkey raids farm

A Chinese farmer is claiming that a goat-riding monkey keeps sneaking onto his land to steal his vegetables.
Ye Shu, of Donguan, Guangdong Province, says the animals are owned by a neighbouring circus.
He claims the pair sneak into his field nearly every day, eat a lot of vegetables and damage many others.
"This has been going on for two weeks since the acrobatic troupe was first stationed here," he complained.
Ye says the clever monkey first stands on the goat's back to make sure the coast is clear before launching his raids.
"If the monkey sees that nobody is working in the field, he rides in on the goat and they start eating and causing trouble."
A circus spokesman admitted there was nobody to keep an eye on the animals after they had finished their part of the performance.
"We have compensated Ye Shu, and we are sorry for our neglect," said Wu Jun, the troupe leader.
Wu said he was now recruiting more animal keepers to prevent the pair from getting out of hand again.
what do you think?

Stephen Dee
I could be wrong but it looks to me that the monkey is in fact chained to the goat. Could be more a case of the goat using the monkey to steal veg - given that the goat appears to be the only one enjoying the fruits of the crime and the monkey looking nervously around him for spotters!

snape
the monkey and goat should be killed so the farmer can eat kebabs and monkey brains to compensate for his loss of carrots.
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Dawson Wilkins
This is now top of my list of headlines I never thought I'd see.

Joe Sharp
If only he was riding backwards on a pig...

Jim Wiseman
Confucius say: "Dude. Gotta be a bad omen."

Julie Crumpton
Love it!







Gordon Main
3:11pm on 6/1/2012
I think that monkey has a goatee