Quirky News
Man claims woman turned into donkey

A man accused of bestiality in Zimbabwe claimed he had been having sex with a woman who turned into a donkey.
Sunday Moyo, 28, from Mandava township, claimed the animal was in fact a prostititute he had met in a nightclub.
His unusual defence stunned a court in Zvishavane, reports the New Zimbabwe newspaper.
Magistrate Mildred Matuvi heard how patrolling police officers found Moyo performing a sex act on the animal inside his yard just after 4am.
The donkey, which had been tied by the neck to a tree, was lying on the ground.
Although he was not formally asked to enter a plea, Moyo admitted the crime but told the magistrate a tale which reportedly provoked laughter in the courtroom.
"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested," he began.
"I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey."
The magistrate remanded Moyo in custody and ordered that he be examined by government psychiatrists.
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what do you think?

gengisken1227
I dunno about donkies, but I married a fox and she turned into a hippo

Read Mind
Ha! That's a good one!

gemmawh1
That's so funny!

Kristin Bonzar Reid
(applauding) Good one!! lol

ShaistaBashir
That's fantastic, lol.

Read Mind
Another deviant strikes again! Expect more of these tales, the movies are a clue. Bogus alien stories and shape shifting creatures. Even scarlett johannssen is filmong a role where she is an alien sexual predator.

Davefly Theuniuonflagbrown
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Kristin Bonzar Reid
Omg, this happened to me!! One day all of a sudden I realised that my ex-husband was indeed and ass. Maybe it's genetic. Strange.

Barry Stephenson
Hee-haw Hee-haw't to have known better

Mike McDonough
That's some piece of ass

Matthew Stoner
By the looks of the photograph, they must have caught him in the act....:o)

Andrea Frank
Hey Eric: You rock and suck at the same time. andrea







Tes Davies
1:44pm on 26/10/2011
Sexist.