Man tries to return cat he stole drunk
A Californian man who says he accidentally stole a cat while drunk posted an ad on Craigslist hoping to find its owners.
The cat-napper says in the ad that he thought the cat, Django, was a stray, but then noticed the next morning he had a collar.
The ad says: "If anyone is missing a cat name Django (pronounced Jango the D is silent) I stole him last night.
"Not on purpose, I was extremely intoxicated and thought he was just some random stray I was rescuing.
"It was not until this morning when I was haphazardly going for a glass of water that I remembered I took the cat and noticed that he (had) a collar.
"Django is a very frisky black cat, he also has very sleepy eyes and appears to be stoned although I don't think he is."
The man apologised for stealing the cat and added that he had been feeding him cheese.