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  • 14 June 2012, 13:02

Politicians want men to pee sitting down

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Politicans in Sweden are calling for new rules to ban men from urinating while standing up.

The local Left Party on the Sormland County Council wants men to sit down to pee in council toilets.

The socialist and feminist party claims that seated urination is more hygienic for men, reports The Local newspaper.

They say it decreases the likelihood of puddles and is better for men's health by more effectively emptying the bladder.

However, at least one expert, John Gamel, a professor at the University of Louisville, disagrees.

"Men scatter urine not so much during the actual urination as during the 'shaking off' that follows," he said.

"As a result, forcing men to sit while emptying their bladders will serve little purpose, since no man wants to shake himself off while remaining seated on the toilet."

 

what do you think?

first 20 comments

James Poulton

1:53pm on 14/6/2012

You can never take our FREEDOM!

Score: 4

Derek Porter

2:20pm on 14/6/2012

The World gets more ridiculous every day. Next week, it will be ruled illegal to eat a Big Mac without using a knife and fork and a cup of tea must be drunk through a straw, in order to keep germs off the cup.

Score: 3

Joan Burgess

2:54pm on 14/6/2012

Oh heck! You really couldn't make it up!!

Score: 1

Brian Holmes

3:31pm on 14/6/2012

Wait until our ploiticians hear about this! You will have to pay VAT if you stand up to pee.

Score: 3
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d and d Phillips

7:43pm on 14/6/2012

only on warm pee!

EQINOX187 .

5:14pm on 14/6/2012

To be fair i would welcome this over here now i try as hard as i can not to need to use public toilets simply because they are grose even with efforts of the cleeners and the reason for this is the public that use them. An example of this is at my local shoping center where they are cleened regularly and still when you walk into a cubical you see urine on the floor / side walls / back wall / all over the seat So yes i would welcome this rule

Score: 4

HARLEY1974

5:34pm on 14/6/2012

Looooooooooooool..

Score: 1

Edgar Beckett

5:49pm on 14/6/2012

Next step, take home your own faeces as we do our dogs. Why should toilets be provided at public expence ? a charge of 20p for a collapsible box especially for the purpose would not be unreasonable.

Score: 2

Thomas Cat

5:58pm on 14/6/2012

To pee or not to pee...that is the question. Worse still, the Swedes are taking it!!

Score: 2

Kevin Jennings

6:58pm on 14/6/2012

Next thing you know they'll be forcing men to bake and do laundry.

Score: 2

d and d Phillips

7:43pm on 14/6/2012

my a*se!

Score: 1

EQINOX187 .

9:33pm on 14/6/2012

Since my last coment got one negative vote i can only come to the conclusion that that person loves the idea of sitting on piss covered toilets maby its some kind of weard fetish i dont know but back with us normal people that like cleen toilets while dont beleave it should be made mandatory it should be requested on hygien grounds. As for useing the " guys like to shake it" excuse well realy? have these people not heard of something called toilet paper its been around for some time and its awsome for wipping your rear but is also very usefull for drying and cleening up the front too. The simple fact is guys for the most part when they use a public toilet dont care were there piss goes because its not there toilet so if its ends up all over the seet or the walls who cares right ?

Score: 2

gareth houston

9:47pm on 14/6/2012

Next they will be telling us women to stand up! Mind you I bet we could make a better job of it than you men. My hubby and wee boys couldn't pee straight for toffee!!!!! And guess who gets to clean it up! Oh and I love those wibbly wobbly morning releases that never go where they are meant to go!

Score: 3
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Robbie369P .

12:27pm on 15/6/2012

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Andy Ferris

9:56pm on 14/6/2012

Ahh! the feminists are at it again. Do they have half a brain cell between them? They obviously can't grasp the equality thing yet, poor dears.

Score: 6

Gavin Freeborn

11:40pm on 14/6/2012

Every time i go for a dump in a public bog i place sheets of bog roll on the seat just to be sure but id rather do that than be forced to take a waz sat down

Score: 1

Gordon Wright

3:38pm on 15/6/2012

Half the public toilets in Britain don't even have seats !!!!

Score: 1
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Rhys Sage

11:09pm on 15/6/2012

I've never seen a urinal with a seat either!

Rhys Sage

11:07pm on 15/6/2012

Has anybody considered the article might just be taking the P?

Godfried Kotze

10:41pm on 16/6/2012

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lsanger

4:18am on 17/6/2012

Heh. "The local Left Party on the Sormland County Council wants men to sit down to pee in council toilets." I know where Swedes can hold their "sit-in" in protest. Except it would have to be a "stand-in," wouldn't it?

Name witheld

11:26am on 17/6/2012

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Score: 1

denis parsons

7:34pm on 17/6/2012

Use paper to wipe your willy as you get up.It's the getting up that makes more pee come down.And sometimes this still isn't enough.

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