Salts harvested from human tears
A range of salts said to have been collected from human tears has gone on sale in London.
Hoxton Street Monster Supplies says the salts come from crying humans experiencing a range of emotions.
The £7 range includes salts harvested from tears of sorrow, tears shed while sneezing, tears shed while chopping onions, tears of laughter, and tears of anger.
A spokesman for the company said that each salt had a distinctly different flavour.
"Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine," he said.
what do you think?
i think that says it all
Yes, but these are sold by a shop that also sells brown string as 'fang floss' for "removing all common forms of fang-matter, including: brains, gore, bones, viscera, entrails, seaweed, toffee, and much more.", blocks of fudge labeled earwax and tins of sweets called 'Alarm', 'Escalating Terror' and 'Mortal Terror' which are apparently "Singularly efficacious in instilling a real and immediate fear of death. Oddly pleasant to taste, marvellously quick to act"