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  • 8 February 2012, 12:58

Testicle pie is Valentine's treat

Cock and bull pie /PA

A chef has created an aphrodisiac Valentine's Day culinary treat made from bull testicles.

Charlie Bigham is promoting his cock and bull pie as an alternative to traditional romantic food such as asparagus and oysters.

The cooking instructions for the pie encourage people to "turn off the phone, light those candles, slip into something more comfortable".

Bull testicles are said to be full of 'sexually stimulating ingredients' and have a long history of being used in Chinese traditional medicine for that purpose.

The pie, which also contains ginseng and Mama Juana liquor, is being sold by Ocado.com.

A spokesman said: "Charlie's smoothed the way with this very special aphrodisiac pie that will get you in the mood this Valentine's. So relax and let nature take its course."

 

what do you think?

6 comments

Name witheld

2:16pm on 8/2/2012

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Score: 4

Rhys Sage

11:42pm on 8/2/2012

And why do we have Valentines day?

LenandPete Show

1:00am on 9/2/2012

And THIS is why my wife is a vegetarian.....

Score: 1

david p

9:42am on 9/2/2012

testicle pie - won't that be full of gris and stringy bits?

gengisken1227

10:01am on 9/2/2012

Usually you can rely on the nutters to be either in China or America - but hey, we can compete with all the best nutters.

Score: 1

John Henderson

2:12pm on 16/2/2012

If only we had matching tackle !

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