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Woman 'had sex with skeleton'

A Swedish woman has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a skeleton.
The 37-year-old was charged with using human bones as sex toys after police found the skeleton in her apartment.
Prosecutor Kristina Ehrenborg-Staffas said the woman had a virtually complete skeleton, and said the bones had been used in an "unethical" way.
"I have never heard of a case like this and neither have my colleagues, so I dare to say that this kind of case is quite uncommon," she said.
"In the confidential section of the investigation we have material which indicates she used them in sexual situations."
The woman pleaded not guilty when she was formally charged with "violating the peace of the dead" at Gothenburg District Court.
"She admits to having the bones, but says she collected them out of a historical and archaeological interest," Ms Ehrenborg-Staffas said.
The prosecution's evidence included two CDs labelled "My necrophilia" and "My first experience" which contained a number of document files and pictures.
"She has a lot of photos of morgues and chapels, and documents about how to have sex with recently deceased and otherwise dead people," Ms Ehrenborg-Staffas said.
"You have to ask yourself why she would have those pictures."
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what do you think?

Edgar Beckett
Who`s the liar here, the woman, the police or the report ?

happymike CHESTER
I always wondered what having a BONER was.

barry simms
Ah! Dog and Bone eh!

david
did she shake rattle and roll.what did the guy skeleton say i went i went i.went.

Thomas Cat
This story is a real rib tickler

shaun spencer
"Blimey"and to think i was worried when i lost my hair and some teeth,yet this blokes scored when hes dead.goes to show theres hope for us all yet.

Valerie Wood
LOLOLOL

Louisa Gieldon
Best joke yet Shaun!

Juliecrumpton1234
Hahaaaaa! Love it!

jane cumming
Hilarious lol.lol.lol

david
Personally I think this story's dead boring!

ian knight
i wonder what she uses for a tooth pick?

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fish41
bit of a coccyx and ball story i think

Anne Franci
She said he was a dead ringer for her ex. It looks like the earth moved for him!!

Windows Live User
That's a pretty good smile he's got in the photo

Martin Peacock
I used t be into flagellation, necrophilia, and bestiality, but I gave it up. I was just flogging a dead horse!

Valerie Wood
oh Martin you have just made me splutter my coffee on the screen. LOLOL

chrishearn350
Shall we have a whip round for you ?

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Brian Quinn
If crepitus turns you on that's your business.







Simon .
1:58pm on 21/11/2012
I don't think thats waht they meant by "give the dog a bone"
bobh_385
2:03pm on 21/11/2012
LOL, it'd be even funnier if it was a female skeleton--I suppose then it would be called lesbone sex.
Valerie Wood
4:55pm on 21/11/2012
Mmmwwwwhaaaahaaaaa
Juliecrumpton1234
7:22pm on 21/11/2012
Haha! Fair play!