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Torres, Bent and Arshavin mocked in bookmaker's ads

Paddy Power have put up billboards outside Stamford Bridge, Villa Park and the Emirates mocking underachieving players as part of a new ad campaign.

The ad poking fun at Fernando Torres, hash-tagged #2ndjobsforsubs, read: "Fernando, we've got an onion bag you can actually find. It's in the burger van mate. Get your hair net on."

Andrei Arshavin's ad said: "Andrei, we've got somewhere you can really put a shift in... Block D toilets. What's Russian for plunger?"

Darren Bent's ad read: "Benty boy, on the subject of price tags... help us out in the club shop and stick some on these" - alongside an illustration of a Villa shirt and a football mug.