VIDEO: Luis Suarez was naughty, but at least he didn't do this!
Luis Suarez has been pilloried for sinking his fangs into the arm of Branislav Ivanovic, but at least he didn't bite a team-mate on the penis!
Suarez's disgraceful actions against Chelsea at Anfield on Sunday had feature writers searching for similar examples of footballing teeth-based savagery, but most of them overlooked this incident from Spain way back in 2001.
Sevilla's Francisco Gallardo blatantly bit team-mate Jose Antonio Reyes's penis through the material of his shorts after the ex-Arsenal misfit had scored against Valladolid.
Gallardo was fined and suspended by the Spanish Football Association "for violating standards of sporting dignity and decorum".
"I don't think what I did was very noteworthy," Gallardo told the press afterwards. "I am sure I didn't offend anyone."
Sadly the video clip does not capture Reyes' reaction, but we're pretty sure he may have considered it "noteworthy", at the very least.