Keith Lemon: The Film

1hr 25mins

Starring: Leigh Francis, Laura Aikman, Verne Troyer, Kelly Brook, Kevin Bishop, David Hasselhoff

Directed by: Paul Angunawela

The plot: Small time businessman Keith Lemon doesn't have a nose for industry and his invention, Securipole, fails to generate interest at a convention. With the help of a fixer called Archimedes, Keith snags a guest spot on David Hasselhoff's chat show where his latest creation - a mobile 'phone with a glowing lemon stuck on the handset - becomes the big craze. Overnight, the Lemon Phone becomes the must-have gadget, making Keith a small fortune.

Orange movie-goers' reactions

" Seen it advertised, sounds hilarious! Lemon is a ledge! Plus im bored at work" — Jayk, 33, Barnstaple

" I think he doesn't want to make another Keith Lemon movie.!' would be my other comment" — iain, 46

" this film is by far the worst thing i have ever seen. i felt a bit sick that my eyes had to experience it. i am sorry eyes." — jacob, 16, Norwich

" very funny for the first half but a little disapointing towards the end especialy when you no how funny he realy can be, I would give it 8 out of 10." — Daz, 38, Wakefield

" i love Keith Lemon but this is in my top 5 worst films ever. people left the cinema after 30 mins and we ended up leaving after an hour. poor jokes, poor acting and predictable. 0 out of 5 and thats being kind!!!!" — birdy, 28, warwickshire

" It was so funny and I will recommend that u watch it love u Keith lemon xxx " — lisa, 15, Lincoln

" A regular cinema goer-this film tops my list as crude + rubbish. We thought about walking out and asking for our money back, but stayed, it never got any better" — Keith, 67, BRIGHTON

" one of the worst films i've ever seen. After watching I wished I'd have been mugged on the way. Poor storyline, the cameos were not as good as they could be and theres only so many times you can hear "ooosh" until it grates on you. " — Aaron, 20, Castleford

" Really not funny. Don't waste your money funny bits only on trailer. Sorry keith?" — ell, lancs

" mad but im a fan what can i say. shh ting. x" — fiona, 42, harrogate

" Truly awful, was willing it to hurry up and end! Gags are all predictable and grim.. " — Harry , 17, Leicester

" I was disappointed with this film. There was no really funny bits where you really life. I wouldn't recommend seeing it unless you a huge Keith lemon fan. " — roz, 29, leeds

" I have not seen it yet but i will watch it soon i love your reality show is funny and im glad it is on xxxxxxx love heavenly" — Heavenly, 14, Ardrossan

" No good! Just NO good! I lurve Keith lemon but this film is rubbish!!" — B, 23, Southampton

" Not what people would expect , paddy mcguinness is probably the best bit about the film. Stick to celebrity juice because the film was poor" — steve, 25, stoke

" I enjoyed it, but I'm not sure I'd ever watch the film again. " — Claire, 29, York

" Terrible, just terrible..... Don't watch this" — Tom, 29, Grimsby

" what I sick film Keith does it again. ," — Stephen , 33, Bolton

" i looooovve keith lemon " — lucie, 15, london

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