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Alistair Butchart, Johannesburg, South Africa – 23 July 2014

Which Premier League player past or present has the longest surname? There have been some real whoppers out there!

The Gaffer says:

Vennegoor of Hesselink PA

That honour goes to Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink, who scored three goals in 31 Premier League apparances for Hull City in the 2009-10 season. At a quid a letter, it would have cost you 20 sheets to get the Dutchman's name on the back of your shirt! Vennegoor of Hesselink dates from the 17th century when two farming families from the Enschede region of Holland were united by marriage, but neither would accept the loss of their name. 'Of' in Dutch translates to 'or' in English. Last season, Cardiff defender Kevin Theophile-Catherine led the way with 18 letters, but now the Bluebirds have been relegated, Arsenal and England international Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain has the longest surname at 17 letters long.

 

Dave, Wardle – 23 July 2014

How many Smiths have played for England? And how many Joneses for Wales? I am asking as these are the names perceived as being most common in the two countries.

The Gaffer says:

Jones PA

There have been 20 different Smiths for England - Alan x2, Albert, Arnold, Bert, Billy, Bobby, Charles, Gilbert, Herbert, Jack, Joe x2, Leslie, Lionel, Reg, Sep, Steve, Tommy and Trevor. However, they are dwarfed in comparison to the amount of Joneses who have been capped by Wales, which include 55 to date - Albert x2, Alexander, Andy, Barrie, Bryn, Charlie, Cliff, David x2, Di, Ernie, Evan, Frederick x2, Gordon, Hugh, Humphrey, Ivor, Jack, Jeffrey, Jimmy, Joe, Joey, John x2, Keith, Lee, Leslie, Lot, Love, Mark, Matt, Owain Tudor, Owen, Paul, Ralph, Richard x4, Robert, Ryan, Samuel x2, Thomas x4, Vinnie (pictured), Wayne, William x3 and Wilson. If you're allowing hyphenated surnames then you can also add Albert and William Pryce-Jones and John Eyton-Jones to the list. No Smith has ever represented Wales, but there have been eight Joneses for England - Alf, Bill, Harry, Herbert, Mick, Phil, Rob and William.

Ehjaz, Islamabad – 23 July 2014

How many Muslim footballers are currently playing in the EPL?

The Gaffer says:

Around 40 at the last count, although this list doesn't include players from recently-promoted trio Leicester, Burnley and QPR: Abou Diaby, Mesut Ozil, Yaya Sanogo, Karim El Ahmadi, Yacouba Sylla, Mohamed Salah, Marouane Chamakh, Adlene Guedioura, Arouna Kone, Ahmed Elmohamady, Mamadou Sakho, Kolo Toure, Samed Yesil, Oussama Assaidi, Samir Nasri, Yaya Toure, Edin Dzeko, Bacary Sagna, Adnan Januzaj, Marouane Fellaini, Massadio Haidara, Hatem Ben Arfa, Cheick Tiote, Moussa Sissoko, Papiss Cisse, Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa, Mehdi Abeid, Asmir Begovic, Modibo Diakite, El-Hadji Ba, Younes Kaboul, Mousa Dembele, Nacer Chadli, Nabil Bentaleb, Youssouf Mulumbu, Adil Nabi, Mohamed Diame, Modibo Maiga.

Colin Robson, Middlesbrough – 23 July 2014

How many players who have won the European Cup or Champions League have played for Middlesbrough

The Gaffer says:

I've got 14: Bobby Murdoch (Celtic 1967), Nobby Stiles (Man Utd 1968), Graeme Souness (Liverpool 1978, 1981, 1984), Viv Anderson (Nottingham Forest 1979, 1980), Pat Heard (Aston Villa 1982), David Hodgson (Liverpool 1984), Craig Johnston (Liverpool 1984), Alen Boksic (Marseille 1993), Michael Reiziger (Ajax 1995), Fabrizio Ravanelli (Juventus 1996), Christian Karembeu (Real Madrid 1998, 2000), Jonathan Greening (Man Utd 1999), Geremi (Real Madrid 2000, 2002), Ross Turnbull (Chelsea 2012).

John, Bromley – 22 July 2014

Hi Gaffer. I know this is a near impossible q but I would really like to find out how many Chelsea players including ex players & managers were at the 2014 World Cup... do your best for me.

The Gaffer says:

John, nothing is impossible!There were 17 players who were on Chelsea's books during the World Cup - David Luiz, Oscar, Ramires, Willian, Samuel Eto'o, Fernando Torres, Cesar Azpilicueta, Gary Cahill, Frank Lampard (technically his contract didn't expire until June 30), Jon Obi Mikel, Andre Schurrle and Eden Hazard, plus five players who were on loan - Victor Moses, Thibaut Courtois, Romelu Lukaku, Kenneth Omeruo and Christian Atsu. Cesc Fabregas and Diego Costa signed for Chelsea during the tournament, so let's add them in too. The ex-Blues in action in Brazil were Arjen Robben, Juan Mata, Salomon Kalou, Didier Drogba, Glen Johnson, Daniel Sturridge, Michael Essien, Raul Meireles, Kevin de Bruyne and Yuri Zhirkov. As for the managers, of course we have Luis Felipe Scolari and Didier Deschamps.

Neily Brown, Campbeltown...Argyll...Scotland – 28 May 2014

Hey Gaffer... a wee teaser for you! Which player, on his only appearance for Scotland, scored before he even kicked the ball? :-)

The Gaffer says:

That would be Joe Craig. He won his only Scotland cap against Sweden at Hampden Park on 27 April 1977. The former Celtic striker replaced Kenny Burns in the 76th minute and scored a header a couple of minutes later before he had kicked the ball.

Danny, Midlands – 27 May 2014

How many players have won the Premier League and also been relegated from it? I've found 37. Are there any more and could you name them please?

The Gaffer says:

Butt PA

Cracking question, Danny. I've got 39 in total: Nicky Butt, Nwankwo Kanu, Damien Duff, Tim Flowers, Chris Sutton, Jason Wilcox, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Alan Smith, Fabio da Silva (all relegated with two different clubs),  Denis Irwin, Roy Keane, Michael Carrick, Park Ji-Sung, Joe Cole, Lee Sharpe, Geremi, Joleon Lescott, Robert Huth, Paul Ince, Andrei Kanchelskis, Tomasz Kuszczak, Raymond van der Gouw, Graeme Le Saux, Ian Pearce, Tim Sherwood, Paul Warhurst, Jeremie Aliadiere, Luis Boa Morte, Stuart Taylor, Matthew Upson, Nigel Winterburn, Jose Bosingwa, Glen Johnson, Adam Johnson, Clayton Blackmore, Roy Carroll, Michael Owen, Kieran Richardson, Ronnie Wallwork. If you spot anyone missing then let me know and I'll add them in.

Frederick Gillespie, Nottingham – 15 May 2014

Gaffer, my wife informs me that this season has seen a record number of managers leaving their posts in the Premiership? when was the previous record set and what was it?

The Gaffer says:

I wish my wife casually dished out football trivia over the dinner table! She's spot on. There were 10 managerial departures during the 2013/14 Premier League season, and 12 if you count Tim Sherwood and Pepe Mel, who technically left after the season had ended. The previous record was in 2008/09, when there were nine, but again 12 if you count the proceeding summer. They were, in chronological order, Alan Curbishley (resigned at West Ham), Kevin Keegan (quit Newcastle), Juande Ramos (sacked by Spurs), Harry Redknapp (left Portsmouth for Spurs), Roy Keane (resigned from Sunderland), Paul Ince (sacked by Blackburn), Tony Adams (sacked by Portsmouth), Luiz Felipe Scolari (sacked by Chelsea) and Joe Kinnear (stepped down at Newcastle). Then after the season had finished Guus Hiddink left as interim manager of Chelsea, Ricky Sbragia resigned at Sunderland and Steve Bruce left Wigan to replace him on Wearside.

Richard, St Helens – 15 May 2014

Which nine players have scored for six different Premier League clubs

The Gaffer says:

Bellamy PA

Craig Bellamy has now scored for seven different Prem clubs, making him the sole the record holder. He's netted for Coventry, Newcastle, Blackburn, Liverpool, West Ham, Man City and Cardiff. The others are: Andrew Cole (Newcastle, Man Utd, Blackburn, Fulham, Man City and Portsmouth), Les Ferdinand (QPR, Newcastle, Tottenham West Ham, Leicester, Bolton), Robbie Keane (Coventry, Leeds, Tottenham, Liverpool, West Ham and Aston Villa), Nicolas Anelka (Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City, Bolton, Chelsea and West Brom), Darren Bent (Ipswich, Charlton, Tottenham, Sunderland, Aston Villa and Fulham), Marcus Bent (Crystal Palace, Ipswich, Leicester, Everton, Charlton and Wigan), Peter Crouch (Aston Villa, Southampton, Liverpool, Portsmouth, Tottenham and Stoke) and Nick Barmby (Tottenham, Middlesbrough, Everton, Leeds, Liverpool and Hull).

Dr Evil, Planet Zorb – 3 April 2014

What significant goal did Moritz Voltz score?

The Gaffer says:

Moritz Volz was the rather unlikely scorer of the Premier League's 15,000th goal when he netted for Fulham against Chelsea in December 2006. Other Prem goalscoring landmarks are as follows: 1000th - Mike Newell (Blackburn v Forest, April 1993), 2000th - Mick Quinn (Coventry v Man City, Feb 1994), 5000th - Chris Sutton and Andy Townsend jointly (Blackburn v Leicester and Aston Villa v Southampton, December 1996), 10,000th - Les Ferdinand (Tottenham v Fulham, December 2001) and 20,000th - Marc Albrighton (Aston Villa v Arsenal, December 2011).

Wally Thomson, Norwich – 9 June 2014

Who is the youngest player ever to play at a World Cup?

The Gaffer says:

An old one but as it's that time of the year... Norman Whiteside, aged 17 years and 41 days, for Northern Ireland against Yugoslavia in 1982. Pele is the youngest to play in the final. He was 17 years and 249 days old when he scored twice in Brazil 5-2 victory against Sweden in 1958.

Frederick Gillespie, Nottingham – 15 May 2014

Gaffer, my wife informs me that this season has seen a record number of managers leaving their posts in the Premiership? when was the previous record set and what was it?

The Gaffer says:

I wish my wife casually dished out football trivia over the dinner table! She's spot on. There were 10 managerial departures during the 2013/14 Premier League season, and 12 if you count Tim Sherwood and Pepe Mel, who technically left after the season had ended. The previous record was in 2008/09, when there were nine, but again 12 if you count the proceeding summer. They were, in chronological order, Alan Curbishley (resigned at West Ham), Kevin Keegan (quit Newcastle), Juande Ramos (sacked by Spurs), Harry Redknapp (left Portsmouth for Spurs), Roy Keane (resigned from Sunderland), Paul Ince (sacked by Blackburn), Tony Adams (sacked by Portsmouth), Luiz Felipe Scolari (sacked by Chelsea) and Joe Kinnear (stepped down at Newcastle). Then after the season had finished Guus Hiddink left as interim manager of Chelsea, Ricky Sbragia resigned at Sunderland and Steve Bruce left Wigan to replace him on Wearside.

Richard, St Helens – 15 May 2014

Which nine players have scored for six different Premier League clubs

The Gaffer says:

Bellamy PA

Craig Bellamy has now scored for seven different Prem clubs, making him the sole the record holder. He's netted for Coventry, Newcastle, Blackburn, Liverpool, West Ham, Man City and Cardiff. The others are: Andrew Cole (Newcastle, Man Utd, Blackburn, Fulham, Man City and Portsmouth), Les Ferdinand (QPR, Newcastle, Tottenham West Ham, Leicester, Bolton), Robbie Keane (Coventry, Leeds, Tottenham, Liverpool, West Ham and Aston Villa), Nicolas Anelka (Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City, Bolton, Chelsea and West Brom), Darren Bent (Ipswich, Charlton, Tottenham, Sunderland, Aston Villa and Fulham), Marcus Bent (Crystal Palace, Ipswich, Leicester, Everton, Charlton and Wigan), Peter Crouch (Aston Villa, Southampton, Liverpool, Portsmouth, Tottenham and Stoke) and Nick Barmby (Tottenham, Middlesbrough, Everton, Leeds, Liverpool and Hull).

David Forster, Co.Durham – 23 April 2014

Hi Gaffer, There is one team in the United Kingdom with a letter in there name that no other club has, what is the letter and who is ths team?

The Gaffer says:

I'm feeling in a good mood this afternoon so I'll indulge you this one old chestnut! It's St Johnstone; the only league team in Great Britain with a J in their name.

Rob H, Norwich – 14 April 2014

There is only 1 team in the football league without any of the letters from the word mackeral in its full name, which team isit??

The Gaffer says:

You can't claim to know anything about football trivia until you know the answer to this pub classic. It's your 'starter for ten', your passcode at the front door of Gaffer Towers. It's Swindon Town.

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