No.1 - Winston Bogarde
Bogarde takes top spot for unashamedly languishing in Chelsea's reserves while sitting on a four-year contract worth £10m. He started just four first-team games but still earned £40,000 a week. When it was suggested he should move on, he refused as no-one would match his wages. Recent reports from Holland suggest he is in the midst of going bankrupt.
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