You know the drill. England kick a penalty away from home, camera pans in on fan dressed in full chain mail and knight's helmet, waving his England flag, surrounded by passive aggressive Welshmen/Scotsmen/Irishmen. Raise your glass to this brave travelling soul - not for his sartorial originality, but for daring to be so quintissentially and unapologetically English directly in the faces of the foe. Drinks: A hearty half-pint glug.