Roman Abramovich in Oliver Twist - "More?! You want more?!!" the Chelsea board ask, bemused, as Roman Abramovich holds his lancet up to Jose Mourinho's throat. The orphan Abramovich, whose own parents died before he was four, finds himself mixing with the wrong crowd (the likes of Avram Grant and Rafa Benitez) before being reunited with the Special One he once held so dear.